Funniest moment/situation

[ST]

!!

[Lex]

Blaze and Zacke's interaction with Nicole, the cheeto-powder girl who loves granite? XD

[Lex]

Mission: Trinity
Chapter 5 - From Balamb to Timber (Pages 1-2)

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Zacke walked into the station, and stopped a few feet behind Stardust, just in time to hear the end of her rant.

"And you call yourselves SeeDs! How pathetic...!"

He grinned. "I'm having a good day too Stardust!" he said loudly, with mock enthusiasm.

He strode up next to her and draped his arm over her shoulder. "One day, you'll make a sensational drill sergeant!" he whispered.

/She's going to go off like a rocket, you fool./

That's the best part!


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"One day, you'll make a sensational drill sergeant!" Zacke whispered as he draped his arms over Stardust's shoulder. The pink head's temper had already been way past its limit and this oaf made it even worse. She didn't like it when she was mocked.

"You..." Stardust shoved Zacke forcefully away from her. He was going to get it.

"You get your filthy hands off me!!" Stardust exploded and suddenly punched Zacke in the face.

/Uh oh. Now, you've done it./ Diwata warned inside Stardust's head.


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"You get your filthy hands off me!!" Stardust screamed at Zacke before ramming her fist into his face.

Blaze pressed her lips together and her eyes began to water. Soon, she was crying with laughter and rolling on the floor.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHHEEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHHA!!!!" Blaze howled. "YOU PUNCHED ZACKE! YOU REALLY DID! He's a SeeD for god's sake! You think that a punch would affect him.... at all!??! Now he knows your strength... and you can't use that to your advantage anymore... your stupidity really amazes me at times... seriously.. a punch!?!?"

Stardust is so stupid! I mean a punch. really. This proves that she's not what she says she is. I mean, if it were me, Zacke would be missing a body part. A PUNCH!!! that's the best she can do!

Blaze could not stop laughing.


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Tomoe watched as Infinity finally snapped, screaming at Mercutio and solidly punching him in the face. Then Blaze's laughter exploded.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHHEEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHHA!!!! YOU PUNCHED ZACKE! YOU REALLY DID! He's a SeeD for god's sake! You think that a punch would affect him.... at all!??! Now he knows your strength... and you can't use that to your advantage anymore... your stupidity really amazes me at times... seriously.. a punch!?!?" Blaze was on the ground, practically gasping for breath.

Tomoe opened her eyes and rose to her feet. "This was extremely entertaining, but shouldn't we be getting our tickets and head for Timber? We shouldn't be wasting time fighting amongst ourselves like this, or else Blaze might die of laughing at us." She lightly stretched, glancing at Infinity. "If you hit a fellow SeeD like that again, you could be thrown off the team, and I don't believe that someone as dedicated to the mission as you would like that." Tomoe's eyes flickered. And if you hit me, you might not really care whether you're thrown off the team because you'll be unconscious and eating from a tube.

/I think Blaze is rubbing off on you./

You say that like it's a bad thing.


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As soon as Stardust withdrew her fist upon Zacke's face, Blaze's annoying laughter hung in the air.

"YOU PUNCHED ZACKE! YOU REALLY DID! He's a SeeD for god's sake! You think that a punch would affect him.... at all!??! Now he knows your strength... "

Stardust gave Blaze a cold stare as she chortled exaggeratedly at her.

"... and you can't use that to your advantage anymore... your stupidity really amazes me at times... seriously.. a punch!?!?" Blaze added some more.

Unfortunately, Stardust wasn't laughing. "How do you like a lightning arrow to your throat?" she hissed coldly, but her voice was quickly lost through Blaze's loud laughter.

Stardust tried to take a step towards Blaze when Tomoe stood up and gave her a warning. Somehow, the thought of being thrown out of the mission kept her from not holding back. She was about to shoot Blaze down with her Ciceronian.

/Calm down, Stardust.../ Diwata whispered.

Shut up! Go away! Angry she might be, she couldn't hide the fact that Tomoe had a point. She had to cool off.

She paused and scowled back at Tomoe. Blaze's laughter was ringing in her ears.

"Just shut the hell up!" Stardust shouted at Blaze, turning her gaze to the psycho. The insane laughter was getting into her.


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Zacke stumbled back and blinked a few times. His eye felt like it was on fire.

God damn, she doesn't hit like a girl!

/You're such a fool./

He rubbed his eye, barely listening to what was going on around him. He could hear Blaze's insane laughter.

Fuck...that was a bad idea...

/No shit./

"Just shut the hell up!" Stardust shouted toward Blaze.

"Heh...nice arm Stardust." he said, one hand still over his eye.

/Are you going to report her?/

No, I'll get my revenge.

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Revenge? XD He's so full of it. Stardust has him completely at her mercy.

[waterlily43]

ahahahhahaaha that whole series of scenes crack me up XD



"hey... stop it! Let me go!!!!" a young man yelled out behind her. Blaze turned her head and saw from afar that a guy from the garden was being cornered by 3 SeeDs.

"Gimme your gil!" One of the guys said. Blaze jogged over and tapped one of the 3 SeeDs.

"Um, do we have a problem?" Blaze asked, popping her gum. The man's eyes widened at Blaze's voice.

"nn....no problem, Blaze. We were just kidding." He stuttered.

"Alright, if there's no problem, then I guess you're willing to give me some money to make me believe that." Blaze replied.

"yea, of course! Take it all, take it all." The SeeDs opened their wallets and placed large amounts of cash into Blaze's palm. They then proceeded to back away and run from the scene.

Let's see I need 3000 for each person at the bench. ummmm.... there's Aly, Sym, Colum, Tomoe, Rika, and Terry at the bench right now. Who else, who else.....

/Stardust, Stardust is also at the bench/ Deathstrike reminded her.

What? I'm sorry, did you say something? Blaze asked sweetly. Deathstrike sighed.

"Let's see.... 3000,6000, 9000, 12000, 15000, 18000, 19000..... That's not enough." Blaze looked up from her change at the young man who'd been harassed. He made a weak smile.

"well... uh, thank you for helping me back there. I'll see you later." He tried to walk away.

"Where do you think you're going?!" Blaze blocked the young man's path. "I SAID I don't have enough money. I just saved your sorry ass from losing money back there, so do I need to speak slowly to get the money I need or do I need to beat it out of you?"

The young man sighed and handed Blaze 3000 gil.

"I might be hungry along the way" Blaze said. The young man gave her 3000 more gil. "I might need my weapons upgraded." Blaze said again. The young man gave her another 3000 gil. "I might need a fancy hotel to sleep in." Blaze said once more. She received 3000 more gil. "I might need...."

"That's all the money I had." The young man said.

"Oh, well in that case, you may leave." Blaze said cheerfully. She began jogging again and arrived at the bench where the others were sitting. "I got some train money so if you've already bought a ticket, more money for me" She grinned.


Hahahhaa Blaze and her extortions XD

[waterlily43]

Here's the entire scene of the cheeto powder post (contributed by lex) XD XD

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Zacke felt a nudge. He glanced at Andre, but noticed the man looking in down. He followed his gaze down to a short teenaged girl.

Her lips were slightly parted, her breathing like quiet snores. Her hair was short, black, and shiny with grease, and it looked like...

...is that Cheeto powder at the corners of her lips?!
"Hi," she wheezed, her voice nasal and annoying. She sucked in air through her nose, creating a disgusting snorting sound. "I'm Nicole. What's your name?"

Oh gross! It's talking to me!! It took all the self-control Zacke possessed not to give her the horrified look he felt. Iris began cackling.

/She introduced herself! Be polite Zacke!/ Iris chuckled in amusement.

Yeah this is must be the icing on the Shit Cake that is today. Watch me try not to throw up on her.

"I'm Zacke." he said flatly, glancing at Andre briefly and keeping his hands deep in his pockets should she try to shake one. He looked back down at her, raising an eyebrow. She still hadn't moved or said anything. "Is there uhh...something you wanted?"

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The girl wiped her nose with her sleeve, the fabric of her shirt almost getting caught in her braces protruding out of her mouth on her buck teeth. "I like rocks," she drawled, going back to her snore-breathing. "Do you like rocks?"

Andre crossed his arms disbelievingly and snickered from behind Zacke. "Oh my Hyne," he muttered, shaking his head.

Nicole blinked up at Zacke expectantly, reaching up and scratching her greasy hair.

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Iris' usually mellow, soothing voice now filled Zacke's mind in another round of sharp cackling. He blinked at Nicole as she scratched at her shiny hair. He wasn't sure whether he should gag or laugh, and tried desperately not to do either.

"Heh..." he glanced at Andre, his face the epitome of the expression 'what the fvck?!'. He looked back down at Nicole. "Yeah...rocks are...cool..." his eyebrow couldn't physically raise anymore.

There's fucking snot on her face. There's like...some...caca something...on her shirt. Dude, you don't have to be rich or beautiful to be clean...

Iris laughed harder than Zacke had heard her laugh in weeks. /It's the girl of your dreams Zacke! You know you want her...oh you want her baaad.../

Nicole suddenly let out a cough that turned into a hack, causing Zacke to jump back a bit and almost bump into Andre. The girl wheezed, bringing up one hand to breath deeply from her inhaler. She snorted again through her nose, then pushed up her glasses with her index finger. His face mirrored his disgust.

Iris chuckled. /Now now, just because she's...soiled, doesn't mean you have the right to be rude.../

Soiled is one fvckin' way to put it...
Zacke's face suddenly broke into a grin. "Sayyy have you met my friend Andre here before?" he stepped aside a bit, slapping a hand down on Andre's shoulder. "He loves rocks, I can't ever get him to shutup about them," he grinned a plastic grin, glancing at Andre and then back to Nicole. His grin faltered. "Eheh...nice...meeting you." he nodded slightly and started toward the front of the tour group, officially grossed out for one day

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Andre chuckled at Zacke as he passed the young girl off to him in attempts to rid himself of her. Looking down at the greasy girl, Andre crossed his arms. "You like rocks huh?" he said in his slow, mellow tone. He glanced up for a moment, then back down. "Don't let Zacke fool you," he winked down at her, seemingly unphased by her appearance, though it was clear he was trying to keep from laughing. "He loves rocks just as much as I do."

Nicole took another puff from her inhaler, leaving an orange ring around the mouth of the chamber from where she had been eating her snack as she gazed up at Andre. He snickered, leading her towards the front so they are now beside Zacke and Blaze.

"Look who you left back there," Andre said, grinning at Zacke. Nicole waved up at him, her beady eyes wide as she strained to stare at his face through her large glasses, her snorey breaths coming in short spurts. "Now we can all have a friendly chat about rocks."

Nicole gazed up at Zacke unblinkingly. "What's your favorite rock?" she wheezed in monotone. "Mine's granite. I don't know why I like granite. I came to see some granite, but they don't seem to have any granite. I like granite, do you like granite? Granite has a lot of different minerals in it, that's why I like it. My mom says I remind her of granite because I have all these good things about me lumped unto one heaping mass. That's what she said. But I just like granite." She spoke in a slow, breathless drawl, and as soon as she finished, she gasped for air, puffing again on the inhaler. She gazed openmouthed still up at Zacke. "Hi."

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quickly. Zacke's face slowly broke into a grin. Not an amused grin, a sardonic sort of grin.

She smells like body odor.

Iris burst out into another fit of giggles.

Zacke blinked. He stifled a laugh, quickly covering his mouth and turning it into a cough. He grinned down at her, the same fake grin. "Yeah. Listen, I uhh, I paid for this tour. So I'm gonna go and..." his grin faltered as she lifted her arm and dragged her sleeve across her nose, blowing as she did so. His gag reflex almost became uncontrollable. "...I'm gonna go get what I paid for. So like...stop talking to me."




Hahahhahaha there's a whole lot more but this is the funniest part XD

[ani]

HAHAHAHA that was awesome!! XDXD

This post needs to be posted here too.

Blaze

It took Zacke a few seconds to reply to Blaze's strange question. The question itself wasn't strange, she knew, but the way she said it was. Zacke started to grin like getting Blaze to listen to him was one of his greatest accomplishments.

Why is he smiling? Why is he standing up?

"...Blaze, don't you want to get it back?" Zacke inquired as a finishing touch.

"I'm not going to try to kill them. I won't go against their 'authority' either, only because I have no choice. But that doesn't mean that I can't screw things up for them because that's what they asked for when they added me to their team." Blaze said harshly without answering Zacke's question. She looked down at her blackened hands and reached up to smear her palms all the way down the length of the seat in front of her, completely ruining the tan seat. It would cost Jun's captors a small fortune to repair what Blaze was about to do.

Wiping the black ash from her face, Blaze smeared the color all over the car. She wiped it on the roof, on the floor, all over the seats. Then, Blaze took her finger and wrote "Andre is a dipshi.t" backwards on the window so that people on the outside of the car could read it.

"They asked for it," she mocked.

Ruined clothes for a ruined car. Seems fair enough.

HAHAH I'm looking for Alaxkdhfa;'s death scene right now XD

[ani]

Reese

Reese ran forward and slammed into Alexzander. He grabbed his shoulders and pushed as hard as he could. Alexzander stumbled backwards until his back hit hard into the glass window.
"Any last words?" Reese muttered.

Alexzander spit into Reese's face. Reese growled furiously and stepped back, jerking Alexzander with him. He then mustered up all the strength he had left and shoved Alexzander forward again, toward the window. This time the glass broke, and Alexzander fell through, falling to the sidewalk below. A faint, sickening crutch resounded as his body hit the cold cement.

Reese swallowed, dragging the back of his hand over his forehead to wipe away sweat as he looked down at Alexzander's body. He turned and walked across the room, locking the door. He grabbed his clothes, pulling on Altair's borrowed shirt, his black jacket, and his hat and boots. Taking up his old, torn and blood-stained shirt, he folded it over his arm and left the room.

As he crossed the hall he pulled his hat low so no potential lurkers would see his un-lined eyes and glanced from side to side. The hall was uninhabited. He opened the door to the yellow room he'd walked into earlier, flipped on the light, closed the door, and locked it.

He sighed and threw his stuff onto the bed.

He commited suicide. He jumped out of his window tonight. I have no idea what happened.


PWNED XD

[Lex]

HAHAHHA XD


and omg "he pulled his hat low so no potential lurkers would see his un-lined eyes" HAHA Reese is such a freaking diva.

[Lex]

XD classic Stardie/Gone moment here

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“I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, So sexy it hurts, And I’m too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan, And I’m too sexy for your party, Too sexy for your party, No way I’m disco dancing.”

Stardust's eyebrows met, her lips slowly curled in disgust as Gone deliberately took off his shirt in front of her while singing that usual sick song of his.

How sick... she thought, eyeing him up and down, annoyed.

Grabbing the first shirt that her hand touched, she chucked it towards Gone and spat, "You're disgusting."

Then she tucked her green shirt closer to her and stomped her way out of the room, heading for the elevator that was said to be waiting for them at the end of the hallway.

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hahahahaha

[Ash]

Ash~

Blaze's eyes blurred red as she ran towards the idiot who would not die. Fire was enveloping from her palms and she was running so fast that she almost caught her own hair on fire.

"Fvcking hell Blaze!!!" Someone yelled and she was yanked backwards. "Couldn't resist violence, could you?!?!?" Zacke's face shoved into hers, flushed from running.

"LET GO!!" Blaze roared and yanked herself away from Zacke's grasp. White hot wisps of flame were dangerously close to encasing them both with burns.

"ARGH!!" Zacke winced as Blaze twisted away and started running as fast as before until she was standing only a few inches from the figure who was now identified as a man.

"BLAZE YOU DON'T KNOW WHO---"

"SHUT UP!!!" Blaze screamed and lit the man on fire. His body went up in flames faster than Blaze had expected and he withered and screamed in pain. She winced, not out of pity, but at the sound of his voice. It sounded oddly familiar. But who--

"HOLY FVCK BLAZE THAT'S TERRY!!!" Zacke gasped and held his hand over his mouth. Blaze's mouth gaped open at what she had just did to who.

"WHA--!" She started to say. Then Zacke started to smile, his grin a lot larger than it normally was.

"Put it out you psycho!!! Roll him in the snow!!" He insisted and shoved her foward as Blaze tried her best not to howl with laughter at the poor man's pitious condition. he was suffering 3rd degree burns at least and but Blaze's eyes were tearing from laughter too much to notice.

"I have water... hold sti--.. hold still Terry! Just ho-" She said and began to cast water when Terry bumped into her. She acidentally casted pain instead of water. "OH CRUD!!" She stopped short as Terry beame blinded, posioned and silenced all at once. She began to panick.

"Oh crap.. i think I'm gonna kill him. someone cast esuna or something.. or water!! i can't get at him!" She pointed to the ball of flame with numerous status effects weakening him.

Auria~

Zacke let out a laugh as the Pain spell caused various status ailments on the Terry bonfire.

"Oh crap.. I think I'm gonna kill him. someone cast esuna or something.. or water!! I can't get at him!" Blaze screamed, pointing at Terry.

Zacke ran forward and planted a black combat boot into Terry's back, sending him rolling over three or four times. "Don't worry Terry!! You'll be alright!!!" he yelled, grinning. He swung his leg back and kicked again, this time straight into Terry groin.

/Zacke don't make it worse for him!!/

His eyes widened as he realized where he'd hit. Terry's hands flew down to his crotch and his mouth opened in silent pain as he rolled over twice. "Dude I SO didn't mean to kick you there!! I just want to get this fire out!!"

/Zacke! How can you be so cruel?! This man is dying!/ Iris roared in his mind.

He deserves it Iris! He doesn't do sh!t for this team!! If he isn't willing to help us, how can he expect sympathy?!

/No man deserves this, Zacke./

By now the fire was mostly dead. Terry's clothes were ripped and burned in so many places you couldn't call them clothes anymore. His hair was singed down so it was at least three or four inches shorter than before. His face was disgustingly black with splotches of blood. He let out a silent cough.

No, Iris. Terry stayed on the ship when he should have gone with his team. He deserves every bit.

Zacke turned to Blaze. "So, Ms. Perception Training, are you pleased with yourself?" he stated, using all the willpower he had not to crack a smile.


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS WAS THE MOST FUN POST TO WRITE XD

[waterlily43]

Polaris tried to bring order to the fighting and Deathstrike stirred in Blaze's mind when Obsidian was summoned.

What, Blaze asked her in a completely unenthused tone.

/He's kind of cuute/Deathstrike giggled.

Blaze snorted. Give me a break! she thought in disgust.

[ani]

HAHAHAH this is awesome XD *rolls*

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Alaxia turned to Reese "A lab coat cant really do anything and what happens If they ask for an Idea then what do we do? Oh I lost it but can you not kill us we have important research to do. Gee that sounds like a grate plan"

Reese stared blankly at her for a moment.

He blinked. Inside he was laughing.

"Idea? You mean I.D. right? Like identification. Yeah actually it is a great idea, its not like they're going to walk up to Jun and ask for identification for no reason. So lets behave ourselves and not give them a reason, 'kay Alaxia? Can you do that?"

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AHAHAH IDEA

*edits* I can't stop LOL I think I'm gonna vote for the death of Terry. That was the most classic XD But anywho, this is funny too.


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Alaxzander looked at Blaze who was dragging terry.

"Why don't we Round the fence and look for the main power last time I came to this part of the world I was told that the main power supply is by a fake tree. So I guess that's what we should do Kill the supply and then make are way in. but wait we are dragging One of are team members how are we going to drag in one of are team mates and not get caught? What if we use someone as a decoy get caught with the Terry and the rest go in. because I have no problem being decoy."

Alaxzander looked at the rest of his team and then Terry.

"Besides I could heal Terry and hopefully he will be walking. When We get out and meet up with you"

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Blaze stood there listening to her teammates until she couldn't take it anymore. Letting out a fustrated scream, she kicked Terry as hard as she could and he went rolling a couple feet.

"Shut up, just shut the fvck up!" She yelled as she cut her hand through the air.

"You!" She said, pointing to Alaxander. "There is no 'fake tree' out here with the power to turn off the gate, we're not going to trust what you've 'heard before.' Why in Hyne's sake would there be an unprotected fake tree out here that can shut down the power swtich to the fence of an entire city? You really think there's just gonna be a little switch that'll turn off the ENTIRE FENCE leaving the biggest city in the world unprotected?" Blaze was talking so fast that she barely heard what she was saying. "And we can't just 'heal Terry' and have him walking again. You are a seeD are you not? Then why don't you know the simple basic fact that cure does not heal unconciousness?" She took a deep breath, closed her eyes for a brief moment and nodded towards Gaeia.

/I see anger management classes have done you well./ Deathstrike mused.

fuck off.

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Alaxzander Glared at Blaze. " Look you monstrosity of a person I'm just saying what I was told 5 years ago understand. I don't even know If it is even true I don't care. I was told by one of the high class person who lived her. Most likely you wouldn't know High class it slapped u in the face. Anyway Don't you ever talk to me like that again do you understand I'm not in my best of moods 1 and 2 we can help Terry if People like u Will Just stop Dragging Him away when people are Trying to HELP!!!!!."


/My My Alaxzander A little mad are we/

Shut Up

/ If u want I can u know/

Kill her?

/ Is that what u want?/ Dargon said with slight joy

I can handle her my self.

/As u wish./

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Zacke sighed and turned to look over his shoulder, at Alexzander. His eyes narrowed in annoyance.

"Dude, trees don't just randomly grow in the desert. Just shut up already." he turned back to face Gaiea and Blaze.

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I love how Zacke just nonchalantly shot him down XD hahah

[Lex]

"All right, move it!" Blaze shouted and started pushing and shoving her way up the gigantic line.

"Hey, you can't-!"

"What do you think you're-!"

Blaze ignored the cries of protest in the crowd and kept mowing her way through.

"I was in lin-" a young cadet started to say when Blaze came towards him.

"Are you a seeD?" Blaze shoved her face centimeters close to his, NO!" She yelled in his face. The cadet and his friends grumbled and slunk away from line.

"THIS LINE IS FOR," Blaze yelled, "SEEDS. ONLY."

She heaved her way to number one in line as she said those last words. Once she was in the front she stared straight at the so-called "chef." It fell dead silent in the front of the line as they waited to see what would happen next.

Suddenly Blaze put her arm on the top of the foodstand like she was at a bar and pointed downwards. "I want that... that, that.. thathathat.. some of that, thathathathathat... and that." She ordered.

The people in the line groaned and started yelling protests again, seeing that Blaze had only done all that to get food for herself, not come to try to settle things down.

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XD *CHOKE* Blaze cracks me up omg.

[Ash]

ROTFLMAO! I forgot about that. Blaze has the tendency to shout in people's faces it seems -___-

Blaze: STOP NOMINATING ME FOR FUNNIEST MOMENT!!! I'M NOT FUNNY! I'M THREATENING AND SCARY RAHHH RAHHHH!!!! SEE?? NOT FUNNY! SCARY AND INTIMIDATING >( >( >(

[Lex]

ahaha this isn't really a "situation" I guess, but I've finally been getting around to reading through the Wake threads, and I did laugh at this XD

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Stardust was going to explode with what Polaris had said but bit herself not to. It was like something caught up with her--and reminded her once again. If she did bite this then she would just degrade herself and this bicker would never end. So what if she just shoved this Polaris out of the bullet's way a little earlier and got no thanks for it. So what if this rude "now an axe-wielder" ex-swordsman know-it-all was trying to be like a smartass now. Her death glare softened into a smirk, shifting her weight on one side. She didn't give a damn if she didn't apologize to her anyway, and she surely wasn't going to so...

Stardust lifted her middle finger at Polaris as she watched the SeeD walk her way to the other side to check the holes with a glowstick. Her smirk grew wider. And that's that.

/I'm sure Reese will be proud that you continue his flipping legacy./ Diwata said sarcastically.

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XD I'm actually kinda proud of her.