Switched!

[Ash]

This is a collaborative fic!! Which means you guys should add the next chapter to the story! I knew this story is too priceless for me to write alone XD

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~One day the seeDs and Opps were on a mission to destroy a soul sucking monster in the deep sea research center!!!

Everyone: There’s the monster! ATTACK!!!

Soul sucking monster: They don’t call me a soul sucker for nothing!! BWAHHAHA *soul sucks*

Everyone: AHHHHH *their souls are forcefully expelled from their bodies and white, ghostly figures of themselves float into the air towards the monster*

~Luckily, Deo had thrown a smoke bomb at the soul sucking monster a second before he sucked out everyone’s souls

Soul sucking monster: ARGGG I CAN’T SEE!!! I… I can’t control the souls!

Souls: *madly seek a host body before they disappear and rush into the first body they find*

Soul Sucking monster: I can’t see! I can’t see!! *rolls over and dies*

Hadrian: Well that was easy….… ..?? What happened to my voice?? *looks at himself* … why am I wearing Hadrian’s clothing? …. *touches his nose and feels a nose ring* Uhh.. you guys?

Rayden: What’s wrong, Hadrian?? *gasps* *immediately covers his mouth because his voice is all deep and guyish*

Deo: Hadrian…. Rayden!! Just SHUT U--..?? *her voice is all deep and guyish too* What?? *looks down at her arms and sees they’re covered in tattoos* WHAT THE HELL??!

Sho: EWWWWWW I HAVE BLUE HAIR!!!!!!!! *madly feels his face and looks at his clothing* UGHHH I’M SHO!!!!!!!!! AND IM WEARING HIS CLOTHES.

Blaze: Hey, at least you’re wearing cothing!! *tries to tug down her shirt lower*

Sho: *tugs at his lip ring and turns to Blaze* How the hell do you talk with this THING in your mouth??!

Jaime: hey.. I could get used to this! *is feeling up her own butt*

Stardust: *yawns and scratches her head lazily* Well I killed it. Let’s go back to the Garden. Obviously something is wrong here.

Deo: OF COURSE SOMETHING IS WRONG, YOU LOWLIFE!! YOU’RE IN MY BODY!! GET OUT OF IT!

Stardust: *shrugs and looks around absentmindedly*

Polaris: Don’t worry guys!! I’m sure we’ll figure this out!

Vanesse: EVERYBODY QUIET!! *murderous eyes* I mean business. Everyone just needs to calm the FUCK down so we can fix this problem!

Jun: Well I say we’d all better just go back to the Garden and have Dr. Kadowaki change us back to normal.

Sho: UGHH!! I’m going to have to go through the Garden metal detectors like 30 times now!!

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*back at the Garden Sho and Blaze are still stuck at the metal detectors*

Metal detector: BEEP BEEP BEEP!

Sho: @&$&(*&$#&$@)$)(#&% *takes out a random hunk of metal from his pants and puts it in the tray*

Metal detector: BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!

Sho: *I#@^$$@$@&$@(&$@$ I don’t even understand why we have metal detectors when you’re just going to give all my stuff back when I pass through the damn thing!!!

Security guard: I don’t either :\ Say, Sho… calm down, eh? You’re starting to sound like that berserko Blaze over there.

Sho .:.. *eyes shoot open* What did you say about Blaze?!?!?

Security guard: You’re kinda acting like her, man.

Sho: Blaze acts PERFECTLY FINE!!!!

Blaze: No I don’t!! I’m a complete idiot!

Sho: YOU SHUT UP!! YOU ARE NOT AN IDIOT. I’M THE LOSER HERE!! *keeps blowing his bangs out of the way* HOW DO YOU SEE WITH THIS DAMN HAIR IN YOUR FACE ALL THE TIME?!?

Security guard: ….

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*meanwhile*
Stardust: *walking with her shoulders all slouched* C’mon Stardust, I can walk to Kadowaki by myself.

Deo: No you can’t!! You’re going to do something stupid and it’ll make me look bad!! I’m following you until I’m back in my own body!! *is walking all stiff and upright* *hisses* stand up straighter!!! You walk so slow!

Stardust: … will you just lay off? I’m not going to do anything that’ll make you look bad.

Deo: *disgusted face* I feel so dirty. *smells his shirt* When’s the last time you washed this shirt?!

Stardust: I really think you’ve been wearing your bra too tight. How the hell do you put up with wearing it?? It itches like hell! *starts walking weirdly* uh... I think I have a wedgie.

Deo: *puts his hands to his temples and sighs*

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*Jun, Hadrian, Rayden, Jaime, Vanesse and Polaris are all in Kadowaki’s office*
Dr. Kadowaki: I’m sorry but there’s absolutely nothing my magic can do to switch souls. Perhaps you can get the monster to switch you guys back

Vanesse: That asshole, Deo, killed it!!

Rayden: Hey! Don’t call my friend an asshole.

Jaime: Damn, I’m sexy. *looking at her legs*

Rayden: >( Stop that!!

Jaime: Stop making me sound gay!

Polaris: I’m sure we can think of a way if we just try! Please, fighting isn’t going to solve anything, We must work together!

Jun: *fingers are flying on the keyboard to a laptop, trying to figure out a way to switch the souls back*

Hadrian: *is eating chocolate turtles*

Dr. Kadowaki: Until then, there’s nothing we can do. Just stay around the Garden until we have our researchers find a cure. I’m sure this is just temporary.

Vanesse: It better be!!! >(

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Haha okay if you haven’t figured it out, these are the switches.

Blaze=Sho
Polaris= Vanesse
Deo=Stardust
Rayden=Jaime
Jun=Hadrian

I had the bodies, not the souls, be the name of the talker because it’s funnier having the words come out of the body’s voice XD But if it gets confusing we can do something like

Polaris (vanesse): blah blah

yaaay ADD TO THE STORY >) ANYTHING YOU WANT.

[Bun]

*cries tears of laughter* Ohcrap, I can't breathe!! WHEEZE!! XDDD Next chapter!

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Everyone: *gathered in the B. Garden cafeteria*

Jaime: YEAHYUH, BUFFET DAY!!! *runs off, but not before arranging 'his' boobs* I'm gonna be first in line today!! >)

Rayden: You perv!!

Sho: So how long am I gonna be stuck in the body of this poor excuse for a metrosexual?! *anger anger*

Blaze: Hey, shut UP! >( At least I take pride in my looks, you streetwalker!

Sho: *jumps to her feet* WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN?!?!?!?! *tries to get her claws to come out* Oh crap.

Blaze: >) *claws appear with a chink* Lookin' for THESE suckers, SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

Polaris: *pleading look* You guys, come on, I'm sure it's not that bad being in each other's bodies. I mean, you don't see me whining even though I'm in the body of a totally vapid snob.

Vanesse: ...I'm going to choose to ignore that last comment. Anyway, for Blaze it is. At least you and I are still female.

Stardust: *staring at Vanesse* ...WOW. It is so creepy to watch Van's face all emotionless-like. Do Squall, do Squall!!! O.O

Vanesse: *turns to Polaris* So you're the Opps clown?

Polaris: *blushes furiously* No way! Hush, Star---Deo!

Jun: *at her laptop* Aw crap!

Hadrian: What happened, are you okay?

Jun: Uhhh, I think I broke your nail.

Hadrian: -_________________-;;

Blaze: OH SHO! YOU'RE SOOOOO WONDERFUL!!! I TOTALLY HAVE THE HOTS FOR YOU!! *raises his voice so the entire cafeteria hears* TAKE ME NOW, BABY!!!!!

Sho: *dives over table* THAT'S IT, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!

Blaze & Sho: HOWL!! HISS! SPIT!!! YOWWWL!!! ARF!!

Everyone else: Arf?

Polaris: >_<; You guys, please stop...

Vanesse: =| Don't worry about it. Give Blaze a half hour or so and she'll forget why she ever fought the guy...girl...whatever.

Stardust: So she's gonna automatically stop??

Vanesse: *looks at Stardust* Who said anything about stopping?

Jun: Someone help me out here, dammit, my stupid nail is friggin' broken.

Hadrian: >( You're so careless with my body!!!

Deo: Just rip it off!!! *is breathing through her mouth to avoid her own smell* >( *sulk, pout*

Jun: Careless? Well, EXCUUUUUSE ME for never having been a GIRL before!!!

Vanesse: You're a girl now, hacker. Get used to it. It's not bad.

Polaris: ><; Do you have any other emotions besides angry and blank??

Vanesse: ...

Jaime: *returns with a full tray* Look at all the food the nice cafeteria people gave me!!! *____*

Rayden: I can't believe you're gonna put all that stuff inside MY body. *looks at the half-burned sausages* It's not even cooked well!!! *scandalized look*

Blaze: OHMIGOD!!!!! You pulled out my friggin' nose ring!! Stupidhead!

Sho: Stupid? It's an improvement from you usual look. And YOU pulled out your OWN nose ring, genius!

Blaze & Sho: HOWL!! GRRR!!! ARF!

Polaris: O___O *scratches herself* How the heck can you wear so much LACE all the time, Polaris?

Vanesse: *shrug* I suppose when you're not used to the finer things in life, it's uncomfortable.

Polaris: How mean. =(

Jun: *typing at his laptop* Heyyyy, I think I found something!

Hadrian: What is it? Is it something that can help us?

Jun: Huh? No, it's an online auction for this awesome set of codecrackers I've been trying to get my hands on for a while now.

Deo: *slams head on table* I'm stuck with pathetic lowlives.

Stardust: *grins* No, you're stuck IN a pathetic lowlife!! *slaps Deo on the back*

Deo: >(

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I'm totally fine with having the bodies be the name used for the talkers. It adds to the funniness.

[ani]

*IS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY*
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Narrator: Ten minutes later, everyone is still bitching and moaning in the cafeteria. Everyone gather around a huge table while Sho and Blaze battle it out in front of them.


Blaze: *is full of bruises and scratches, panting heavily* Scratch my face again and I'll.... *wheezes* I swear...I'll....

Sho: *is full of bruises and scratches, panting heavily* Yeah...*pant* what? >D *runs a fingernail on his cheek over and over again*

Blaze: .......*narrows eyes* .....

Sho: *LAUGHS MANIACALLY*

Stardust: *picks her nose*

Deo: *revolted* STOP DOING THAT!!

Stardust: *is still picking her nose* doing what...?

Deo: *smacks Stardust on the back* THAT!

Vanesse: *-_- @the people around her*

Polaris: *scratches cheek and stares at Van* You really don't have any expression other than blank and angry. =/

Vanesse: So I'm like that, what's it to you. *sips juice*

Polaris: Mean again >|

Rayden: *is scowling at Jaime*

Jaime: *is eating happily* Ah...my back feels a little itchy... *hand starts travelling down---*

Rayden: *smacks her hand, sitting all girly like* DON'T even dare.

Jaime: Yeah...Babe, sorry... *grins sexily at him*

Jun: *flips the passing SeeD from their table* F*** you for stealing my floppy last night, George!! *goes back to typing in her keyboard like nothing happened*

Hadrian: *chokes on chocolate and frowns at Jun* What is that all about!? Please stop ruining my reputation! Continue researching for the possible cure to solve this predicament that we're in already. >_<

Jun: *licks lip and continues typing like she didn't hear a thing* soul sucker...soul sucker.... @__@

Hadrian: *has a headache and munches on chocolate*

Blaze: Nobody messes with my face! *points to Sho* YOU ASKED FOR IT, YOU RUBY DRAGON IN DISGUISE!

Sho: *raises a conspicuous brow, bangs fall on face again* UGH! DAMN THIS STUPID HAIR! *moves bang from her eyes again*

Blaze: Oh STAAAAAARDUST~!!! *runs up beside Stardust and gives her a warm bear hug* YOU ARE THE GREATEST BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD!!

Vanesse: ..!! *had a nightmare about this one night*

Deo and Sho: *FREEZE IN THEIR POSTS AND GASP*

Stardust: Whoa, whoa, what's ha--- *sees Deo's expression and thinks about revenge for the physical abuses* *exaggerates* >ahem< AWWW BLAZE~! YOU REALLY MEAN THAT? *hugs her in return* YOU'RE A GREAT FRIEND TOO, SISTA!

Deo: *throws a fit* ALL RIGHT! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!

Sho: *tries to make claws come out but nada!!* DON'T MAKE ME HUG THAT PSYCHO OR I'LL SKEWER YOU!!

Polaris: *stands up from her post* *plays with her curls* Oh, I get what this is! This is some sort of a payback for the *looks slyly at Vanesse* mean people...

Vanesse: ...?

Polaris: XD *cartwheels and C-walks around the table*

Vanese: ! What on Earth? *stands up from her seat*

Jun: soul sucker...soul sucker... *is mumbling that repeatedly to herself while typing*

Hadrian: >___< *gets a stick and bangs it on the table, stands up too* EVERYONE!! Settle down, please!? *crosses arms and glances at the SeeDs like an instructor would* *takes a bite from his chocolate* *bangs the stick on the table again and ACCIDENTALLY smashes Hadrian's laptop*

Jun: !!!!! *glances at the shattered screen* .......!!!!!!

Stardust: YOU UNDERSTAND ME MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD! YOU REALLY ARE AMAZING BLAZE! *rubs face on her cheek* WE'RE THE BOMB!!

Blaze: HELL YEAH, HOMIE!! *swings her hands* BFF!!

Deo and Sho: *FUMING...FUMING...FUMING...*

Vanesse: *watches Polaris C-walk, grin, hug people, and cartwheel around the cafeteria* ..........

Rayden: *hides behind Jaime* Uh oh...this isn't good...

Jaime: >D Don't worry, Babe...I got you. I'll protect you, but lemme eat this first. *hand starts moving again*

Rayden: >| *slaps her hand again*

Narrator: And so...the calm before the storm.

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HAHA FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!! XD Or worse LOLZ Your posts ownz0red mine XD

[Ash]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WAY IM LIKE DYING OVER HERE!!! *GASPS* *CHOKES*
time for a new chapter >)

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Rayden: *high-pitched voice* Do you know how long it's going to take for me to work that off?!?! *crosses legs*

Jaime: *madly scarfing down food* Not my problem

Deo & Sho:.... ....... *fists clench*

Blaze: awww let's hold hands, Stardie pie!!

Stardust: ^_^ *holds hands with Blaze*

Cafeteria cadets:

Stardust: wait, hold on.. *burps and picks her wedgie* Okay, better. *sits with her legs open*

Deo: *shrill voice* THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DIVES FOR STARDUST AND LANDS ON TOP OF HER*

Sho: *madly huffing and puffing* *@&^%$(&^$#(&#^$(#$ SO THIS IS HOW YOU WANNA PLAY, HUH SHO?! *starts punching himself and laughing like a maniac*

cafeteria cadets: wtf?!?!?

Blaze: I DON'T THINK SO!! *turns her ass to the world and starts slapping it*UH!! YEAH!!!

Stardust: oOooOoh Deo, you like it on top of me dontcha?? *feels up his arms* hot, sexy Deoooooo.

Deo: *backs away like he's been suddenly infected with a virus*

Jaime: *sees Stardust and gets an idea* oh RAYDEN!! *shoots out a leg and rubs it against Rayden's leg* you're soooo hot *coos*

cadets: *whisper* what's he got that I don't have??

Rayden: *hisses* shut up!!!!! Or i'll... or i'll...

Jaime: MMMMM RAYDEN IS THE HOTTEST MAN ON THE PLANET!!!

Rayden: You asked for it... *girly voice* SORRY, BABE!!! I LOVE ME THE BOYS. MMM MEN ARE JUST SO.... SO MANLY! *coos* WHERE MY HOMOS AT?! *__*

gay cadets: *stand up and grin hentai at Rayden*

Jaime: *stops rubbing her leg* *jaw drops*

Hadrian: You don't need that much STUFF!!

Jun: In order to hack, YES I DO!! *is completely decked out in hacker gear like green goggles and gloves*

Hadrian: *SIGH* *grabs Jun's hand and begins filing her nails*

Vanesse: *>(!!!! at Polaris* *goes over to Sho who is laughing histerically and has a black eye* Blaze. THIS IS WAR. *Sho and Van begin to whisper together*

Stardust: Come back, Deo!!! *latches on to his arm*

Deo: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GOING TO DO ANYTHING STUPID!! *tries to shake Stardust off*

Stardust: *hisses* it's payback.... OH Deo.. I think you smell goood!!

Deo: *horrorstricken* YEAH LIKE IF YOU THINK TRASH CANS SMELL GOOD, YOU LOWLIFE!!!

Polaris: *is doing the itchy and scratchy dance with her outfit* OH NO!!!! THIS LACE IS KILLING ME!!

Jun: AH-HAH!!!!!!

Hadrian: what is it?? Did you find the cure?!?! *sitting cross-legged* *peeks over at Jun's new laptop and sees she's looking at pictures of girls in bikinis* WTF?!?! STOP LOOKING AT THAT.

Rinoa: *walks into the cafeteria*

Stardust: *lets go of Deo and STARES at Rinoa* g...gg....gguhhhhh *drools*

Deo: STOP STARING AT HER!! *whacks Stardust's back*

disciplinary committee: Hey!! You can't hit a girl!! We're taking you away!! *drags Deo away to detention*

Deo: heyy!! no wait!! she's not a girl!! I mean... she is a girl but I'm not a guy!!

committee: yeah, whatever *drags Deo away*

Hadrian: HAVE YOU FOUND ANYTHING YET?!!

Jun: Well I did find something on wwwwelieabouteverything.com that shows how you can build your own soul sucker. Let me give that a try!!

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oh no!! now Wake is becoming the Horny RP XD

[Bun]

*clutches stomach* GASP! CHOKE! WHEEEEZE!

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Scene---Deo is currently being dragged away by the DC, Stardust is going nuts for Rinoa, and Sho & Blaze are either punching themselves senseless or stripping. Oh, and Rayden's currently gay. Just an ordinary day in the life of the most normal SeeDs & Opps members ever.

Deo: Noooooo, darn you!!! *thwaps DC about the heads*

DC: OUCH!!! *cowers*

Deo: MUAHAHAHAHAHAH >D *returns to table*

Squall: *walks in after Rinoa and catches her hand* Hey, Noa, sorry I'm late. *gives Rinoa his patented supersexy smile of awesomeness*

Rinoa: Errr...Squall? Is that Stardust Infinity slobbering over me over there? *inches behind her beau* *whispers* Keep her away from me.

Stardust: ..G..g.g..ggguuuhhhh... *drools some more*

Rayden: *sitting with his legs crossed and touching his hair* Eeewwww, have you ever heard of something called SHAMPOO, unhygenic tard? *>( @ Jaime*

Jaime: *flutters her eyelashes* I wouldn't know, RAYYYYYDEN DAAAHHHHHHHLINNNNG. It's me, Jaime, the ultimate sex goddess, remember? The girl who regularly gives stripper dance lessons on the Garden Network Web every Tuesday and Thrusday from 7pm to 9pm?

Male cadets: *scribble time and website with >) smiles*

Rayden: *EVIL GLARE OF d00m @ Jaime* You shall DIE.

Sho: GASP!! *stutters* C-C-C-Commanderrrrrrrr... *clutches his heart and blushes like a total girly girl* *whispers loudly to Van* It's Squall!!

Squall: *gulps and stares at Sho oddly* Er...Miyavi?

Van: Oh, shit. *snaps fingers in front of Sho's face* Hey, come back to reality, kid! He's taken, remember?! *sees Sho's left ring finger* And you're currently married.

Sho: *still giving Squall a lovesick puppy face complete with girly blush*

Van: AND YOU'RE MALE!!!!!

Sho: I...I don't care...I love him, Pol!

*anime love music plays, swells*

Jun: *looks up from trying to make her own Soul Sucker* Where the hell did that crappy music come from?! *sees a random SeeD pass by* Goddammit, Elliot, I'm gonna KILL YOU for trying to steal my codecracker software!!!!! *returns to working on her Soul Sucker*

Hadrian: GASP! You almost made me ruin the French Mani I was giving you!!! *pouts @ Jun*

Jun: >( What happened to not ruining each other's reputations?!?!

*anime love music continues*

Van: I'm castrating whoever's playing that stupid song.

*anime love music abruptly ends*

Squall: *hides behind Rinoa, but is ineffective, as Rinoa is several feet shorter* Noa, save me!!!

Blaze: *stops slapping her own butt* Ehh? Aa, hey, what the heck are you doing staring at the Commander like that?! IN MY BODY?!?!! *rages & fumes*

Sho: I...I...*blushes*

Blaze: STOP THAT!!! ><;

Polaris: *dancies around scratching herself* Ouchieeee!!! This stuff is ANNOYING!!!!

Van: =| Oh for the love of---! *goes over to Polaris* If you don't like the lace, take it off! *grabs Polaris's armguards and rips them off*

Polaris: Whew! Thanks, I'm fine now---

RRrrrRRRRiiiIiiIIiPPPpp!!!

Squall: ...

Rinoa: ...

Blaze: ...

Polaris: *looks down at herself* SHRIEEEEEEEEEEK!!! YOU PULLED OFF MY---YOUR---OUR TOP!!!!!!!! XO

Van: |: Well, in my defense, you were moving too much.

Male cadets: *take out their cameras & start clicking*

Deo: *snarls in Polaris's face* You just HAD to draw attention to us, didn't you, you LOWLIFE!!!

Polaris: ...*lower lip quivers* WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *collapses onto floor and bawls* YOU ARE SO MEAN!!!!!

Deo: WTF?!??!!

Van: *ahem* Hey, Infinity, you forgot...souls switched?

Deo: *remembers* *whirls around to Van* *snarls* YOU drew attention to us, YA LOWLIFE!!!!!

Van: ...Crap. You REALLY stink.

Deo: *GASPS* Graahhhhhhhh!!! *runs off to take a shower*

Sho & Stardust: *surround Squall and Rinoa*

Squall & Rinoa: O.O!!!! >,<;;

Jun: *suddenly stands up* I've done it!!!!!!

Hadrian: >| Yeah, you've done it. I was doing such a cute design on your pinky, and you've messed it up!

Rayden: *squeals like a girl* You've found a way to return us to our rightful bodies?!?!

Jaime: *taking pictures of half-naked Pol*

Jun: Huh? No...I won the codecrackers I wanted on that online bid I told you about earlier, remember? *smirks and sits back down* I'll work on that Soul thingy now.

Rayden: *huffs*

Hadrian: ~____~;;

Polaris: *wailing* THIS IS SOOOO EMBARRASSING!!! XO

Van: =| Not really, I was wearing my good lingerie today.

*clicking of cameras increases*

Polaris: >( Aren't you supposed to be pissed off that I've ruined your reputation or something?!!

Van: ...Not really. Look, I'll do it to you. *takes off her top* ...COTTON bras? Really, Van, you need to have higher standards than that.

Polaris: PUT MY SHIRT BACK ON!!! OR...OR...I'LL TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!!!! >O

Van: Don't worry, my underwear always matches. *takes off her pants* You, on the other hand...pink bra and red underwear?? C'mon, Van, it's not Valentine's Day yet.

Male cadet: *passes out from explosive nosebleed*

Polaris: ><;; MEAN!! Put my clothes back on!!!!!

Van: I thought you wanted to see who embarrassed who more?? =|

Blaze: >( For cryin' out loud, can't you make a face other than =| or >(?!?!

Van: ...Fine. =)

Polaris: SHRIEK! Don't smile in my underwear!!!

Jaime: *snapping away* THIS IS GOLD---!

Rayden: *tackles him* STOP MAKING ME A PERVERT!!!!!!!

Scene---Jaime and Rayden fall on the edge of the table, making the other end shoot up like a seesaw. Unfortunately, the food on that end was ricocheted forward, straight into the heads of---

SPLAT!!!

Squall: ...

Rinoa: ...

Sho: *whirls around with banana creme pie on the back of his head* ALRIGHT, WHO THREW THAT?!?!?!!

*crickets chirp*

Van: |: It was Jaime.

Jaime: OH CRAP!!!!

Sho: RAHHHHHH DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grabs bowl of ice cream at nearby table and flings it*

SPLAT!

Hadrian: OHMIGOD!!! My French mani!

Jun: *covered in chocolate sauce* ...!!!!!

Narrator: And so began the war. Meanwhile...

Deo: *stomps into locker room* Lousy, stupid Soul Sucker... *gets thwapped in the head* *whirls around* WHADDAYA WANT?!?!?! >O

Selphie: PERVERT!!! *beats Deo up & throws him into men's locker room*

Deo: ...ow...

Irvine: *walkin' around in a towel* Oh. Hey, you new here?

Deo: *O.O!!! @ Irvine's half-nakedness* PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >,<;;;

Irvine: Why? We're all guys here.

Deo: RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! XO

[ani]

Clamor and chaos erupt from the boy's locker room!

Deo: *is all bruised and flushed* I SAID I'M A WOMAN!! DON'T YOU TOUCH ME!!

Random SeeDs draped in towel: ooOOoOooo he said he's a WOMAN. The newbie won't learn his lesson...Let's show him how it's done around here, fellas! *cracks knuckles*

Irvine: I don't know sons...but heck, why not? *takes out beating pole and grins* It's HAZING time!

Deo: *eyes widen, gets surrounded by fraternity SeeDs* Hazing...?

Meanwhile! CAFETERIA~!! After the heat of the battle of the foodfight...Everyone is all dirty and crap XD

Van and Polaris: *both soaking wet from chocolate drinks, icings from cake etc and are wrestling on the floor in their underwears while the guys surround them*

Polaris: I'll strip you naked first before you expose all of me! *kicks, tugs, shoves, pulls*

Van: Not if I can do it first! *tugs, kicks, pulls, shoves*

Fanboys: MUD FIGHT MUD FIGHT!!!

Sho: *stands on top of a table covered with creams, and sauces* WHATSA MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE! Foodfight isn't over!!!!! *gets hit by a flying bologna in the face* B-bologna..... .... *___* *is finally at peace, nibbles*

Jun: *is under an obscure table in the corner playing Runescape in laptop*

Hadrian: *frowns* Headmaster, are you all right?

Squall: *is the most covered with food among all of the people in the Cafeteria* ....Whatever.

Rinoa: He's all right, we'll go take a bath together now? *giggles* All of you clean up this mess later, all right? *waves at the people at the cafeteria and drags Squall out the canteen*

Squall: x.x....Reminds me why I used to hate this Garden. *walks out, dripping with creams and sauces leaving a nasty trail*

Rayden: Vanesse! *sees the chocolate fight* I'm coming, I'm going to help you! *runs and slips with all the banana peelings on floor* Oww...m-my back... *accidentally topples on top of a random girl*

Random girl: Eeee you perv! *slaps him*

Rayden: Oww >_< hey!

Jaime: *is squeezed among the guys who are watching the chocolate fight* Heheheheheh.... *__* I think I'm thirsty.

Stardust: *is snoring on one of the tables, shirt covered with soda*

And then everyone is all good and dandy. Until later on, an announcement is announced on the speakers.

Speaker: Attention SeeDs who have been soul sucked. Please go to Kadowaki's office immediately. SeeDs who have been soul sucked, please go to Kadowaki's office immediately.

Blaze: *blinks repeatedly* An answer from the planet! Lifestrea--I..I mean, those dumb researchers probably figured out the way to switch the souls back. *looks above, grateful look at Hyne*

Deo: *crawls along the corridor all battered and bruised, shirt all torn* D-damn...t-those frat....boys...and Irvine! I'll...have my revenge...

Is "Blaze" really right about the researchers finding the way to switch them back? Or is Dr. Kadowaki just trying to Punk them? Again. Who is going to clean the cafeteria? And will the Switched SeeDs find love and peace for all their merry lives? All these and more in the next post!!


TO BE CONTINUED!



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MWAHAHAHAHA XD

[Ash]

OMG this is the funniest thing I have ever read. EVER XDXD *WHEEZES* sorry this took so long to write!

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seeDs: *eager faces* THE CURE??? THE CURE!!?

Dr. Kadowaki: actually I just called all of you here today to tell you that if you don't switch bodies by midnight tonight you'll be stuck in your current body forever

Sho: WTF?!?!??!?!?!??!?!? NOOO!!!!!!!

Jaime: YES!

Stardust: *scratches her pits* eh.. it won't be so bad. I'll just have to redo all my tattoos.

Deo: YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! owwwwww. damn those frat boys *clutches bruised stomach* I REFUSE TO BE STUCK IN THIS PATHETIC BODY.

Jaime: *winks suggestively at the almost naked Pol and Van* my dorm tonight.

Jun: *rushes in* I FINISHED MY SOUL SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!

Blaze: *knocks everybody down* TRY IT ON ME AND BLAZE FIRST

Jun: okay here it goes! *presses the button and aims it at Sho*

Terry: EEEEEETTT MAHHH BRRRRAAAZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!! *appears out of nowhere and jumps on Jun*

Jun: AHHHH ATTACK OF THE TARDS!!

Alaxia: IHAT YOU LAMARA!!!lameria;ahhblia here We gose!

Aly: MISCARRIAGE ATTACK!!! *dives at the seeDs*

Sho:.. aren't you supposed to be dead?

Aly: oh yeah.. *DIES*

dan: OH MY GOD!! SOMEBODY HOLD HER!!! Hold her please!!! PLACE THE DEAD CORPSE IN YOUR ARMS. WEEP OVER HER. SHE NEEDS ATTENTION. *smokes a pack of cigarettes and does an uncontrollable smoker's hack and dies*

Jun: STUPID TERRY.... GET OFF ME!! The soul sucker..... it's going out of control!! *zaps the wrong people*

Terry: *high pitched giggle* iiiii wizzlll be thhherrr downfaaaaallll of the seeeeedzzzzzzzz!

*COMMOTION AND YELLING AND SCREAMING OCCURS*

*the screaming dies down and everyone slowly looks around*

Polaris: .....?? I'm still the same ;_; nothing changed

Hadrian: yeah... I'm still in Hadrian's body... what happened? *looks at Blaze funny*

Blaze: *foaming at the mouth* YOUR A COULD HARD LIRE. XTRAIN!!!! SHE HAS ARE MAN. ahhh blia. SHUT UPLAMARA

Alaxia: *staring in fright* OH GOD!!! JUST PUT ME BACK INTO SHO'S BODY... PLEASE!!!!!

Blaze: YEWWWWW MORTULZZZZ RAHHHH *drools and eyes roll around in sockets*

Sho: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK HYNE ;_; I'm in my own body again!!!!!! Aa lucky me

*ZAP!!!*

Sho: brrraaazZZZzzz!!! *jumps 25 feet in the air* iiiim rullurrzzz of da EERRRTHHHH hehehehheheheheheheeeeh *insane grin* *aimlessly tries to melt into the nonexistant shadows* whyy rnt' i dissappearingzzz? wherezzz my libraary cape?? @___@~~!

Blaze: *runs around flailing her arms* EEGGGGSSSS!!!!!

Sho: *runs up to Polaris* tuuuumuuuu?? DAT IZ YEWW??? WHY PICK ZAAKEEII WHY PICK ZAKIE. *cries really loudly* *scribbles something on paper and hands it to her*

Polaris: *reads outloud* dot dot dot question mark question mark exlamation point exclamation point dot??? I don't even know you... sorry

Van: *recognizes terry and tries to slowly back away*

Sho: I LOOF TUMU!!! I don't wanna lose anny one asslo!

Blaze: GOD D@M$ ITS SO F&CK COLD!! gee wat a Bunch of loser's. lamera Help gose terrry need's Burn onintment. sound's like a good plans. u help Terry if People like u Will Just stop Dragging Him. u wouldnt Know high Class it slapped ur face.

Jun: AHHHHHHH THIS THING IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!! *drops the soul sucker and it begans rapidly zapping all over the place*

Headmaster Cid: Hello Dr. Kadowa----WHOA!!! *gets zapped*

TO BE CONTINUED>......

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okay whatever goes on the next post, they have to get back to their original switches at the end (hadrian/jun) (blaze/sho) etc. cuz Ani has a plot plannnnn >D

[Bun]

*can't type due to extreme abdominal pains* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA XDDD

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Jun: Oh crap! I killed Headmaster Cid!! !!

Pol: Someone get the mime away from meeeeee!!! *runs away from Sho*

Sho: BUUHHHHH TUMMMOOOOOOOUUU!!!!! AAHHH LUUB YOU! *hunches down in the middle of the Infirmary and takes off his shirt and cries*

Van: *cries too* Why is he back here...?! I promise I won't be nice to the freak mute kids anymore, I promise!!!

Pol: You KNOW this guy?!?! *hiding behind Van*

Van: *sobs* I couldn't help it!! He had nice writing!!!

Alaxia: ...? What happened?!?!

Hadrian: ? That voice...!!

Alaxia: Will someone PLEASE tell me what's going on here?!?!!

Headmaster Cid: IHATU ALL!!! *starts randomly hitting people* Who kild my brudr Alaxzndurrr?!?! Shutup Lmaara!!!

Blaze: I'm back!! Yes!! *claws come out* Let's kill something to celebrate!!!!

Sho: *miraculously regains his shirt and is jumping around ON THE CEILING* Wherrre r my shdowwws?!?!?! *kicks soulsucker device*

ZZZZzzzzZAaaaaAAPPpppPP!!!!

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *tries to hide/duck/dodge/etc.*

...silence...

Van: ...Jaime, get off me.

Jaime: Uhh, sure, Van, sure!! *gropegrope*

Van: *kicks Jaime off and sits up* Is everyone alright??

Jaime: x_____x; Ouch.

Pol: *screams and grabs at Van* Ahhhh!! The dead ninja mime is right next to me!!!!

Van: *scoots herself and Pol away from unconscious Terry*

Sho: crawls out from under a hospital bed* I'm okay---NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *wails and tries stab himself with a popsicle stick* I'm Sho again!!!

Stardust: Oh hey, you're killer girl again.

Blaze: *kicks off unconscious Alaxia* I'm stuck in this stupid midget's body AGAIN?!?! Aa, Hyne must hate me!! >(

Sho: SHUT UP, Sho!! At least I'M good-looking!!!! >O

Blaze: Aa, compared to what? A Snow Lion?!

Rayden: Is the madness over?! *cowering behind Jun*

Jun: -_____-; So....uhhh, I don't think the soul sucker worked. Must've been a glitch!!

Sho: A GLITCH?!?!?!! I had my body back, you creep!!!

Blaze: *claws pop out* I'll GLITCH you!!!!

Jaime: *poking unconscious Headmaster with a roll of gauze* Hey...I think we killed the Headmaster.

Deo: DARNIT!!! *glowers* This is all because of you lowlives!!!

Hadrian: Yeah, Stardust, cos you were doing SUCH a great job helping out. >| What was it you did again? Get beat by a bunch of frat brothers??

Deo: SHADDUP!!

Terry: *wakes up*

Van & Pol: *hide behind a hospital bed*

Pol: Don't let him come near us!!!

Van: Yeah, what she said!

Terry: ... *smiles a stupid reserved smile*

Sho: *GASPS* Somehow he's channeled the soul of the TARD QUEEN!!! She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named!!!!!

Hadrian: O.O!! Kill it! KILLLLL IT!!!

Blaze: *chops Terry's head off* Like that?

Terry's head: *still smiling the annoying reserved smile*

Deo: *kicks Terry's head out the window like a soccer ball* LOWLIFE!!!!!

Jaime: *still poking the Headmaster* So...what now??

Soulsucker Device: BEEP!!!

Everyone: O.O!!!

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Everyone's back in their original switched bodies!! Plot plan plot plan!!! ^_^-

[ani]

And so!!!

Silence ensues after the big zap!


Polaris: *GASPS* W-we're back!!

Deo: BACK IN OUR SWITCHED BODIES, MIND YOU! *still covered in bruises*

Jaime: *sits on a stool and sighs* You know, if you think about it...this isn't really as bad as it---*hand travels to--*

Rayden: *smacks him* >(

Jun: *dives for her soul-sucking device ala rambo* I GOT YOU! *raises the soul sucking device in the air*

Everyone: *cowers instinctively*

Jun: *cackles* relax everyone... *plays with the soul sucking device* this thing is hardcore. I made it, it's not gonna--- *soul sucking device explodes* *face turns ashen black*

Sho: .....mpft!.....BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *laughs at her*

Hadrian: ...!! You! My face! >__< Ohhh you...

Everyone: *LTAO* (laughing their asses off)


Awww they're all laughing XD And that's when!


Dr. Kadowaki: *comes in, dragging in a life-sized antique glass hour* ooops, excuse me... *walks around Jun and sets it up in the middle of the SeeDs*

Everyone: *confuzzledly watches the doctor lift the glass hour upside down*

Blaze: Doctor! What are you doing!? > Aren't you going to help us!

Dr. Kadowaki: Help? haha you're a funny one, Sanaku. Or Miyavi is it? It's just there to remind you that midnight is just 5 hours away from now. ^_^ Now, excuse me while I go chat with my online friends. *heads to the other partition to be with her computer*

Hadrian: Dr. Kadowaki! But wait--

*door slams*

Silence again...everyone is at a complete shock about what happened!

Van: Yes, er, I am so...shocked. *shrugs*

Deo: *pounds on the bed* I DON'T WANT TO STAY LIKE THIS FOREVER!

Sho: STOP SCREAMING YOU IDIOT!

Deo: DID YOU JUST CALL ME AN IDIOT?! >

Sho: DAMN RIGHT I DID!!

Deo: RAAAAAAAAAA!! *lunges at Sho and gets into a dust of fists*

Van: Hah! Like I want to stay in this flabby body. *mumbles* I miss my princess-like body~

Pol: >_< e-excuse me? I don't have baby fats as much as you do!

Van: *raises brow* Oh...you think...?

Jaime: ....*oppurtunity* Mud fights! Mud fights!

Rayden: You never quit, do you? *smacks her*

Jaime: Oww babe...that hurts *smirks*

Stardust: *oblivious* Hey, do they have food on the fridge? I'm hungry....

Hadrian: *grabs a towel and wipes Jun's face* >___< Take care of myself, okay? I mean, yourself, no, myself---oh, you know what I mean! >(

Jun: *still coughing smoke*

An hour later...

Hadrian: Did we just spend a whole hour bitching and moaning?

Jun: No, you spent a whole a hour cleaning me... *smiles and nods* my face, I mean.

Hadrian: I'm talking about them! >.< *points to the others*

Deo and Sho: *still inside the cloud of fists*

Van and Pol: *bitching and moaning*

Rayden and Jaime: *teasing and smacking*

Jun: Oh...=_=....

Edea: *comes inside the infirmary* Why hello the---*steps on her husband* Cid?

Headmaster Cid: Nngrh?

Edea: Cid! Get up, don't sleep on the floor, for Hyne's sake.

Headmaster Cid: Nngrh ggnrnhh....uugghhh...

Edea: ~__~ you old broad... *kicks him off the infirmary* All right! *clasps* I've heard of your problem from Rinoa! I think I KNOW the way to solve this. ^_^

Everyone: *stops whatever they're doing* ......!!!!!!

Edea: *nods* The only way to get your souls back to where it belongs it through the mouth. The spirit called chi does not seep from your sweat pores, it flows from your mouth and fills the world with energy. Disregard whatever crap you heard from the other teachings for this is the only way to beat the curse of the soul suckers. *glows like a glow worm*

Hadrian: So...Sorceress Edea... *resolute face* what are you trying to say?

Edea: *smiles warmly* All you gotta do is kiss your partner and your souls will return back to normal.

Silence...

Blaze: HOLY FREAKING CRAP!! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?

Edea: You all have hours to think about this. Why don't you all take a hike and pull yourself together while I go rehabilitate my husband?

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Dun dun dun! So hour 1 has passed...what would the SeeDs do? Would they not kiss each other and stay that way forever? Or would a miracle happen and let love overcome all obstacles? Haha like love even exists in their world XD

TO BE CONTINUED....

[Diego Stanton]

RTOFLMAO THE INSANITY BEGINS HAHAHAHAHA. Ani is a GENIUS for thinking of that plot plan XD

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Jun: Sorceress Edea is right Why didn't I think of this before?! When the soul sucker zapped us, all of our souls came out of our mouths.

Van: well it's fine for all of YOU. I have to kiss a girl!!

Stardust: *trying to reach the cookies on top of the refigerator* well it doesn't really matter. It's just like kissing yourself.

Jaime: HYNE REALLY DOES LOVE ME!! *dashing grin at Rayden*

Rayden: I DON'T THINK SO.

Sho: *staring at Blaze with an uncontrollable twitching eye*

Blaze: *staring at Sho with an uncontrollable twitching eye*

Blaze: get it over with??

Sho: AGREED

*THEY TOUCH LIPS AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT*

Blaze: *hack* *cough* PLEH, ACK, UGHH!!!

Sho: *loud gagging and choking noises*

Dr. Kadowaki: *returns from her chatroom* yes?? did somebody die?

Sho: IT BURNSSS IT BURNSSS!!!!!!! *starts clawing his tongue*

Dr. Kadowaki: oh... well stop making death noises if you're not really dying. *leaves*

Blaze: HOW COME NOTHING HAPPENED!??! *death glares at Edea*

Edea: *begins to glow again* Is THAT what you call a KISS?!?! THIS IS A KISS *starts making out with cid*

*5 minutes pass*

*20 minutes pass*

Hadrian: *looks at his watch*

Edea: AH!! *breaks away* Now THAT'S the kind of thing you guys have to be doing. The souls could barely get free with that lame excuse for a kiss.

everyone: *looks at their partner with a OH MY GOD look (except for Stardust. She fell asleep with her mouth open)*

Deo: *carefully goes up to Stardust and peers into her mouth* <maybe if I just breathe into it while he's asleep..> *lowers his mouth towards stardust and slowly opens his mouth, preparing to breathe*

Stardust: *Suddenly lunges foward and grabs Deo's head, suctioning her mouth to his*

Deo: MMMMMMMMMMMPH!!!!! MMMPPH!!! *flailing his arms around madly trying to break free*

Jaime: !!!!! KODAK MOMENT!! *starts clicking away* These will sell for hundreds of gil at the Garden!!!!!

*cliche happy ending movie music plays and the souls are switched!*

Stardust: *lets go of Deo's head as if it were on fire* WHAT WAS THAT?!??!?!?!? YOU DIDN'T EVEN WARN ME OR ANYTHING!!! YOU STUPID, FIL---.. I'M IN MY OWN BODY AGAIN!!!!!!! *mouth begins cracking as it attempts to smile*.... oh forget it. *goes back to scowling*

everyone: *jaw drops open at Stardust and Deo in jealousy*

Polaris: *looks at Deo* how did you..?

Deo: Hey I don't have this big brain for nothin' *knocks his head twice and then immediately falls asleep snoring*

Jaime: *putting on lipgloss* *spraying breath spray into her mouth*

Rayden: *has his head buried in his hands*

Jaime: READYYYYY!!!!!! Let me just get my camera to go on auto...

Rayden: Just hurry up >_< *closes her eyes*

Jaime: YES!!!!! *starts making out with Rayden*

*cheesy music starts up again and the souls are switched*

Rayden: mMmmMmMmMMmmM *won't stop*

Jaime: *tries to pulll away* MMMMMPPHH!!!

Rayden: *won't stop*

Jaime: *kicks him where no man wants to be kicked*

Rayden: *slowly falls over*

Jaime: YOU PERVERT!!! *kicks him again and again*

Blaze:*turns to Sho* NOW do you see why I don't want to kiss you?!?

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hehhehe still more to go >D

[Bun]

OMFG *DIES* XD XD XDXDDDD

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Sho: It's not like we have a friggin' CHOICE in the matter, okay, Metro??

Pol: Ya know, on second thought, it's not so bad being you, I think I'll stay this way...

Van: Ha, fat chance, Chubby.

Pol: I AM NOT FAT!!!!!!!!! >O

Van: Tell that to these love handles. *points to her stomach*

Jun: *peers* I don't see anything.

Van: =| I didn't ask you.

Jun: Dude, you're a freakin' Shiva.

Van: A what?

Jun: You're one cold bit---

Hadrian: HUSH! Come on, we have to go next. Oh, hold on! *takes deep breath and sits down on the floor* OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...

Van: =|

Pol:

Jun:

Sho: *blowing her hair out of her face* Stupid hair!

Blaze: YOUR FACE IS STUPID!

Hadrian: OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM---

Jun: What the HECK are you doing?!

Hadrian: I'm meditating. This kinda self-inflicted torture takes a LOT of mental preparation.

Jun: It's not that bad kissing me, you know. >(

Hadrian: Says you. OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM---

Jun: *tackles Hadrian and kisses him*

Hadrian: MMMMMMMMMMMPHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*cheesy music plays*

Pol: =O Wow. Caught with the mouth open.

Hadrian: *flails*

Jun: *hangs on*

Hadrian: *flails some more*

*20 minutes later...*

Hadrian: *still flailing*

Jun: Stop it, you idiot, our souls have already been switched. *is sitting 10 feet away* I'm sooooooo glad I'm in my own body again...although I have the strangest urge to play "Runescape..."

Hadrian: Oh, we're done. Good.

Pol: We're the only ones left. > <;;

Van: No, we're not. There's still Violent and Metro over there.

Sho: *leaning forward with her eyes shut tight*

Blaze: *inching away*

Sho: You know, you'll never get your stupid body back if you don't kiss me!!!

Blaze: Hah! I'd rather live with boobs and PMS than kiss YOU!!!!

Sho: YOUR FACE!!!!

Blaze: Yeah, it IS my face!! *scratches his face repeatedly*

Sho: GRAHHHHH! *kick, punch, tug*

Blaze: ROAR!!! *tug, kick, punch*

Van: =| By the way, Blaze...err, Sho...er, my best friend...hour 2 passed...and we're already halfway into hour 3.

Sho & Blaze: *stop fighting* WHAT?!?!?!!!!!!

Van: Yeah, see? *points to hourglass*

Blaze: DAMMIT! I have no choice...I can't show myself to Jericho looking like THIS...

Sho: *blank look* Jericho? Whozzat, your boyfriend?!

Blaze: >O HE'S MY SON, THICKHEAD!!!!

Sho: Heyyy, I didn't know, alright? And it would be SO YOU to have a boyfriend...

Blaze: I can't believe I'm doing this...! *bitches & moans*

Sho: Shut up and give me back my body!! *kisses Blaze*

*cheesy music cue*

*30 minutes later*

Blaze: ...That wasn't too bad. *playing with her claws happily*

Sho: *sitting in a corner rocking back and forth* ....badbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbad dream....... *crazy wild look* x_________x;;;;;;;;;

Pol: *pokes Sho* =( I think you destroyed his brain.

Blaze: MEH, whado I care? I've got my precious body back!!!! ^______________________^

Sho: *eye twitches*

Jun: So we're all cured!! *happy happy*

Pol: No, there's still me and SNOBBY over there.

Van: =| You're trying to hurt my feelings, aren't you, Chubster?

Pol: You are so MEAN. >(

Van: And you're a weenie. Let's just kiss and get this over with. It's already 11pm.

Rayden: *perks up* !!! Girl-girl kissage?!?!?!?!?! WHERE?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!

Pol: *nervous* Are you SURE you don't like being in my body???

Van: I'm sure.

Rayden: MAKE OUT! MAKE OUT!!

Jaime: DIE! *kicks Rayden in the head*

Deo: *out cold, snoring*

Stardust: Just stop complaing and do it, you LOWLIVES!!!!

Sho: Aa, shut up, Miss-I-Got-Hazed-By-A-Cowboy-Fraternity!!!!!

Stardust: SAY THAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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With only an hour left, Polaris and Vanesse are the only ones who haven't been cured! Will they stay that way forever?! Find out...after these commercials!!!!