Best one-liner

[ST]

DroJun condoms

( don't worry...I'll change to something more appropriate once I look for nominations )

[Lex]

I honestly have no idea what I'm going to vote for when it comes to this category, so I'm going to post some of the one-liners I happened to dig up last night that I found LOL-worthy. Haha I have a feeling this category is going to have very many nominations... XD how are we ever going to decide the single most funny line in Trin history??


"So what exactly is our plan for when we get to Dollet? Just so we all know how to screw it up?"
-Gone

XD It's pathetic how true that statement rings.


"If you want to continue your conjugal night activities, please proceed to some place where there isn't other people who aren't the least bit interested in watching the free show you're so inconsiderately putting up. Thank you very much."
-Jun

Okay, so technically it's two sentences... but it's such a classic naggy-Jun moment!


"I don't wanna hear any flowery talk from you, hag."
-Stardust, to April Loving

HAHA flowery talk XD hag XD


"How are we doing Jun?" she started, coldly. "I hope you learned your lesson about having unnecessary tea chatters."
-Stardust, to Jun

HAHAHAHAHA XD unnecessary tea chatters omg XD



"Actually, kittens are cuddly sometimes, even the grumpy ones, not like Stardust. She's more like a vicious beaver. Now those things are scary when you poke them with sticks."
-Gone

hahaha vicious beaver...

[ani]

HAHAH I can't stop laughing. All of these are awesome. OMG XD Sometimes, Stardie's old posts surprise me. I almost didn't recognize it was hers XD

Gone is one hilarious dude though. I miss him, wherever he has gone to.

I'll go find some more later. XD

[Ash]

hahah I totally know what you mean! half the time when I go back and read old posts I can't believe I wrote those posts!! It's weird to think that I actually wrote all that but meh

I absolutely have to nominate

"OH SHYZNIT!"- Hadrian

taht's the only one I can remember off the bat.

Here's another one

"You make that banshee shut up or I’ll kill that mouse and muff those spiders in your faces!”- Stardust
Stardust has such great one-liners XD

[Lex]

HAHA XD doesn't she??

I've never seen the Hadrian one! Now I wanna read where it is! haha

[ani]

LMAO Shyznit XD What a dork x.x

I remember, I think it was in Hadrian's very first post. haha The lunch break after the new guys were introduced. LOL

Omg, if someone like Stardust is gonna get the best one-liner award then it's the end of the world. Now, BLAZE has the more classic ones XD I'm seriously dying with laughter here.

"I dunno I was thinkin' maybe the best thing to do with Killer is to 'accidentally' put him into Stardust or Sho's sandwich. I was always wondering if he tasted like sushi."
- Blaze, about her dead fish Killer



HAHAHA I know this isn't really one-liner since it's OOC, but this is hilarious XD

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Killer: *REVIVES* it's okay everybody, I just had a miscarriage! I'm ok now!

Blaze: -_- you're a guy fishie

Killer: Gender doesn't matter when you're an attention whore!! XD
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Ash, you are crazy XDD *goes to look for more*

[Lex]

Killer: *REVIVES* it's okay everybody, I just had a miscarriage! I'm ok now!

OMGAHHFHAHAAHAHFAFFJHFDSDFDSHAKFGSDGNSG

I LITERALLY JUST CHOKED ON MY OWN LAUGHTER. MY CHEEKS HURT. XD OMG. XD XD XD

[waterlily43]

AHAHAHAH who can forget that one!

[Ash]

hahah XD Killer, no no stop imitating tards it's bad for your health >(

“Whoa! Dude, I need my tinted goggles, the sun is reflecting off the snow too harshly.” Gone said, then put his goggles on. “Oh wait. It was just Reese's arms!” ~Gone

HAHAHAHAHHAH HOW COULD WE PASS UP THIS ONE??

[Ash]

HAAHHAHA this is an OOC one too, and it was made by t3h EBIL GREAT STORYTELLERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Bun: Polpol is like hecka ebil right now! She kicks puppies!! =O

I_got_the_power: *GASP* ...That's okay if it's puppies! As long as they're not kitties. >[

[Lex]

HAHAHA XD omg Rica?!?!

[Ash]

LOL I'm pretty sure it was XDXD

and keep the one-liners rollin'!! Here's one from JAX!!!

"But if I have to sacrifice this beautiful body in order to save my teammates..." he paused dramatically, "It will all be worth it as long as we...BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THIS SORCERESS BITCH!" - Ajax

[ani]

Omg, how did you guys know it was me XD You know me too well. *embarassed* The ebil great storytellerrrrrr is disqualified!! XD

HAHAHAHAH Sorceress b!tch XDXDDD

[waterlily43]

<wow, this place is huge> He thought, looking up at the ceiling, <Must be about 25 feet high.>
Deo, first time in cafeteria

"Always at my service?" Stella smirked a little, a playful tone rising in her voice, "does that mean you'll clean the toilet in my bathroom if I ask?"

Stella to Rayden, in the cafeteria

"A slumber party is when a group of girls get together and spend the entire night terrorizing guys. I've done it a thousand times," Blaze sighed as if the answer was obvious.

Blaze to Polaris

< You're asking your Guardian Force? > Obsidian demanded in disbelief. < Whaddaya think, I regularly invite other GFs into your brain to spend the night or something? >

GF to Pol

"In a hurry to go pee?" she asked Sho, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "Next time watch your step."

Blaze to Sho

[ani]

AHAHAHA THOSE LINES ARE FUNNY XD 25 feet high XDXD I think it's better to nominate than pick the winner. Nominating is fun.