Ash
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All Hail Random Queen
I rule the Eskimooos
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Post by Ash on Aug 25, 2007 16:43:59 GMT -5
This should be fun >D >D!!! Don't have quite enough time to nomminate till I get home though :[
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Post by Lex on Aug 25, 2007 21:15:09 GMT -5
LMFAO
omg
I'll find some later
this will, quite possibly, become the most hilarious thread.
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Ash
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Post by Ash on Aug 27, 2007 15:51:20 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAH I KNOW XD I WAS CRACKING UP WRITING THE POST AND THERE AREN'T EVEN NOMINATIONS YET XD
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Post by Lex on Aug 27, 2007 20:43:14 GMT -5
oh boy here we go XD
God this is stupid this is stupid this is stupid this is stupid this is stupid this is stupid this is stupid this is stupid this is stupid this is stupid... Terry thought while falling at an incredibly fast pace. He looked back and wondered why everyone was still on board. Deathstrike was complete diving and didn't look like it was slowing down either.
Damn get outta there already!!!
He looked down and realized that he was higher then he suspected. Closing his eyes he started meditating and trying to keep calm and focused.
They better start getting out of there
Terry started a downward dive still with his eyes closed. Just a little above 100 feet he opened his eyes. He was streaming and cutting the air like a knife. A bullet falling out of the sky. Right before he hit the surface he screams one word unheard by anyone besides him.
A brief flash of light engulfs Terry before he hits the surface of the ocean, leaving behind a monster water spout...
Slowly Terry's body floats to the surface a strange glow around his body. Upon close inspection you'll notice the water around him isn't touching him but 3 inches away from his body.
A piece of paper is floating near his body a couple of feet away from where Terry was floating. He was totally unconscious but was able to scribble something before passing out.
[b-bar rri-er]
AHAHA omg I totally forgot he was not only able to write his little note, but apparently he was able to MEDITATE TOO.
Terry's tardation, to this very day, continues to amaze me.
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Post by Lex on Aug 27, 2007 20:46:25 GMT -5
this isn't THAT tarded, I mean compared to a lot of other Aly posts, but it's mentionable XD
Alyeena came jogging up the beach, twisting her hair to get rid of the water that was in it.
"If you're not going to help, then...shut. the. hell. up," she could hear Tomoe's voice yelling at Stardust.
It was something Aly had wanted to do but refrained from it.
"Stardust. Either you pull your act together, or I'll personally see to it that Colum puts Assesino through your goddamned throat," Aly hissed through anger. "All you've done is bitch and moan and say how incompetent we are, and yet you haven't lifted a Hyne-damned finger to help. When we were about to crash, I saw you just stand there....Get over it, Stardust. And stay the hell out of my sight unless you really want Assesino stuck in your throat. Go prove to us that you're worth the snide comments you've given us!" Aly was angry, and it was a rare occasion when she did lose her temper.
But, Stardust really was starting to get on her nerves to the point where she couldn't take it.
Turning away from Stardust and Tomoe, Aly scanned the horizon for any sign of Gaiea.
Meanwhile, Colum had built a makeshift fire with a few logs of wood he had found.
Standing up, he could hear the voices of Alyeena and Tomoe shouting at Stardust.
It's about time someone got that woman off her high horse he thought sardonically.
DO YOU WANT ASSESISNOENMO IN YOUR THROAT?!?! I'LL MAKE COLON DO IT!! I'LL MAKE HIM PUT ASSSSEESNSONSO IN YOUR THROAT!!! DON'T MAKE ME MAKE COLON PUT ASSSNENEOINO IN YOUR THROAT STARDUST!!!
*dies*
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Post by Lex on Aug 27, 2007 20:50:02 GMT -5
AHAHHAAAHA I FOUND THE LONG LOST SIBLINGS POST
Alyeena frowned as Colum walked up to her, a quizzical look on his face.
"What was all that about, Aly?" he asked in a whisper, "About getting me to put Assesino through that absolute bitch's throat?"
Aly smiled. "Well, Col..I think it's time you learnt something..." her voice trailed off as she glanced up to look at the mass that surrounded them. "Dara's not dead, Colum....She's standing in front of you right now."
At Colum's frown, and muttering, Aly continued unabashed. "When our father attempted to kill me, he didn't know I'd turn the knife against him. I fought back that horrible night, but, ultimately, I wasn't safe. My child wasn't safe..."
"Your child?" Colum whispered, "That's why he tried to kill you?"
"Yes," Aly continued in the same monotone voice, "I gave birth nine weeks later. He only found out the day I removed the bandages that bound my stomach. She's alive somewhere...I know she is."
Colum's mind reeled with the intake. His sister....alive? He still couldn't comprehend it. But, looking closely at Aly, he could see the same clear features Dara had, the same build, perhaps a little leaner than he remembered, but still, it was her.
Bound her stomach WTF. ummm, that baby would have brain damage or something. you can't bind your stomach?!
but I guess since Aly is the mom, the poor thing is screwed anyway XD
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Post by Lex on Aug 27, 2007 20:54:39 GMT -5
oh god NINJA MOMENT.
I wondered if they noticed me yet...?
Terry was in the entrance to the Deep Sea Research Center. He could see everyone and yet he knew they couldn't see him. Terry hid himself against the walls, vines, and the strange elongated plant thing growing near the middle of the entrance.
Terry will be staying back for now... watching them and showing the one's outside where he seen the one's that have entered. Already he made glowing patterns towards where he seen Zacke and the others. Now, he'll wait for the one's outside...
it is ridiculously easy to find nominations for this category.
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Post by Lex on Aug 27, 2007 21:17:06 GMT -5
Colum followed her, "I know what it feels like to fail," he said sincerely, "I thought I'd lost my sister forever, when that -bastard- of a man, my father, tried to kill her. Do you know how that feels?"
He shook his head, "I know I don't know much about you, Stardust, but, you're hiding a sad past, aren't you?" he said kindly.
HAHA "I know what it feels like to fail,"
"you're hiding a sad past, aren't you?"
AJKHFJASF TRUE MARK OF A TARD: PSYCHIC ABILITIES
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Post by Lex on Aug 27, 2007 21:36:20 GMT -5
omfg, the FIRST line of this one, guys. Absolute tardation from the VERY. FIRST. LINE.
Jumping from tree top to tree top, Terry smiled down seeing Sym reaching Balamb a little faster than he did. He wanted to avoid any unnecessary battles and he loved the freedom of leaping into the air.
Terry dived off a branch and did a tuck and roll right before he hit the pavement and ended perfectly infront of the members that already arrived.
Smiling brightly and scratching his head nervously Terry pulled out a piece of paper.
[Ermmm... sorry I'm late. Some of us were eating.] Terry looked curiously at Stardust. Looking innocently he wrote on the end of the paper. [How come ya didn't join us? Aren't you hungry]
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vanesse
Not your average RP'er
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Post by vanesse on Aug 27, 2007 23:19:23 GMT -5
ROTFLMAO ASSESSINO!!!
That was some heartwrenching post back there. Aly revealing that she was Colon's sister XD This award is gonna be too funny!!
Hahaha the nominations are ridiculously easy to find, but the winner is going to be RIDICULOUSLY difficult to find >D
HAHAH *reads Terry's posts* Oooh, looks like Terry's determined to take the crown XD
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jaimelewis
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Simply Delicious
Pancaaaaaaakes anyone?
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Post by jaimelewis on Aug 28, 2007 8:43:14 GMT -5
AHAHAHA So many posts in so little time XD
What about that "Hold Aly she's dying" post?? XD
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Ash
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Post by Ash on Aug 28, 2007 14:54:41 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH AAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAH
JUMPING FROM TREE TO TREE!!!! WTF IS HE A SPIDERMONKEY OR SOMETHING?!?! ROTFLMAO HE CAN FLOAT ABOVE WATER AND HE RANDOMLY FOUND A PIECE OF FLOATING PAPER HE COULD WRITE ON HAHAHAHAHHA. LIKE PAPER FLOATS AROUND THE OCEAN XD
He can write while being "totally unconcious?" ROTFLMAO!!!!!
HAHAH I love how all of Aly's posts try to be something huge and dramatic. LOL QUIS. YOU CAN'T HIDE PREGNANCY BY BINDING YOUR STOMACH. HAHAH THE BABY WOULD BE DEAD. How the hell do you bind a stomach in the first place?!?!??! This is almost as bad as peeing on a Popsicle stick for pregnancy test. I think she needs to take sex ed again. I like how she says "colum whispered" and "aly talked in monotone" to make it all dramatic and stuffs when nobody cares XD LOL
oh man..... we gotta get some Fox posts up here in da hoooood XD
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Post by Stella on Sept 17, 2007 15:04:05 GMT -5
I've only just gotten around to reading this and may I say...
LMFAO.
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