Post by ST on Jun 9, 2006 2:38:02 GMT -5
AHAHAHAHA XD I dunno what to say
Scenario: The SeeDs passed by an extremely smelly room that belongs to a certain SeeD....
Location: Balamb Garden
Chapter: 6; Road to the Evil Sorceress II
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[glow=red,2,300]Deo[/glow]Deo squinted his eyes as he tried to run through the smoggy room.
"It would be a lot easier without all this.. distraction" He grumbled to himself through his shirt. Deo couldn't see Quistis or Seifer, but he could definently hear them. They fought as much as the seeDs did themselves.
Is it a requirement to argue when you are enrolled in a Garden?
Out of nowhere, something pelted across the room and smacked Deo in the face. Startled, Deo accidentally sucked in a breathful of air and immediately began coughing.
"What the... what the hell??" Deo stammered between coughs. He picked up the item thrown at him.
A bra?
"ggg....ggeetttzzz ...OUTTT OF ..myy roooooooommmm....!!!! G...GETTTT OUUUUT" A voice rasped out. The voice was so choppy and dry that it almost hurt to listen to. It sounded almost as if whoever was talking hadn't used their voice in years.
Deo backed up and rammed into Hadrian's back. Terrifed, Deo whipped around and smacked Hadrian in the face with the slimy bra.
"oh.... it's just you... are we in someone's dorm or something?? Let's get the fuck outta here!!" Deo said, his eyes darting back and forth across te mist.
[glow=red,2,300]Hadrian[/glow]A slimy, putrid thing hit Hadrian square in the face and he had to spit a dozen times to get the taste out of his mouth. "F*cking hell!?" his voice almost cracked. What was that!? He walked around the room disoriented, hearing Seifer and Quistis bicker all the while Deo was saying something about getting out of here.
"Ggggg....rr.rrrr.r......zzz.....Iiii.....ssaaid....gggget.....o..oout..." somebody was growling. The guy had snake voice, and Hadrian thought it was just...bizarre. The fog was so thick, and the second he noticed, he bumped to a flesh. Yep, it was the rotten wall. He pulled away and looked up. There were writings.
"Tom..." Hadrian's forehead creased as he tried to make out what the words said. "Tomoe iz mine?" It was written on the flesh wall.
"Huh?" Now he was just confused. Tomoe? He could've sworn he heard that name before.
"Which SeeD resides here?" Selphie stood on the other side, swatting the foggy air. "There are vandalism on the walls!" She pointed at the four corners of the room. Writing were just all over the place. "I...heart to pick my nose.....Nobody loves me....I believe I can fly....Pandora's box is the key.....I love braz....I stole...her braz....Braz all over....?" Selphie grunted. "What? What is this?! Is this what SeeDs here do?!"
Hadrian moved away from the wall to look for the door. This room was just whacked. They just gotta get out of here before those nasty grats get passed by that flame barricade outside. He had just taken a few steps when he bumped into a picture frame.
"Iiii.....mm.....sserrriousss.....Ggget outttt! GGGETT..... OUUUUUTTTT...NNNnoowww!" The room may be foggy, but Hadrian was sure there was nobody but them inside the stinky room.
"Tch, Deo! Quit doing that noise!" Hadrian said. It was Deo. He was sure of it.
[glow=red,2,300]Deo[/glow]"What?! It's not me!!" Deo protested, "Seriously it's not--"
CRAAAACKKKKKK
"IIII SSSEDDDDD GIIITTTT OOUUUTTT!!!!"
A pool of thick, gluey sap fell from the ceiling and splattered across all of the seeDs in the room. Deo slowly looked upwards.
"What the... it's a coccoon!!" Deo backed up and hit Hadrian again. "You believe me now?!?" he yelled as the monster fell to the floor with a thud.
"GIMME MAHHHH BRAAZZZZ" The monster yelled and charged straight towards Deo.
"OH SHIT!!" Deo yelled and tossed the bra to Hadrian.
[glow=red,2,300]Hadrian[/glow]"OH SH*T!!" Hadrian exclaimed with Deo and stepped back to avoid touching the gross bra. He looked at the monster as it charged towards Deo. Taking one more step back and the hacker yelped, landing on his butt on the gooey floor. He just stepped on a cactus flowerpot. The owner must've been taking care of it since it had glass-eyed face drawn on its surface. It had a smile on it too!
/Watch out./ CQ warned as the monster prepared to grab Deo. The monster was like a pile of dung who had come to life. Everything about it was gooey. There was no human-features on it whatsoever.
Hadrian chucked the cactus on the monster and he hit it on the head. The monster's head jerked a bit, before turning to face Hadrian. It opened its mouth to growl. "GRAAAAAHHHHHH....ZZZ"
"Uhhh....Anytime now guys!" Hadrian moved back, eyeing the hideous monster with uneasiness.
[glow=red,2,300]Sho[/glow]Sho saw it. It was hideous, and freaky, and...and...it liked bras. Whatever it was, it skeeved him out. So he did the only thing that came to mind.
"Everyone DUCK!!" he shouted, his magic already filling the room with a harsh gale. "TORNADO!!!"
The strength of the Wind magic, coupled with Sho's forceful casting, wreaked havoc in the small room. The tornado whipped through the dormitory, blasting everything to pieces. Random objects were blasted out of the way of the magic blast and forced everything in an outward circle, trapping the whatever in the middle. It screamed and thrashed in its horrible voice, and when the Tornado magic died down, the creature settled into a puddle of jelly-like goo in the middle of the room, a blob of dark slime against the red meat of the floor.
It twitched, and Sho yelped. He stumbled backwards, grabbing for the nearest thing, and grabbed the cactus by the pot. With a shout, he threw the damned thing, and it struck the monster, spiky needles embedding in the jelly, the drawn on face with the freaky smile sinking into goo.
"Die!" Sho yelled at it. "DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!"
"TUH-TOMOOOEEEE...BRAHHHHHZZZZ" was its reply.
Sho's Tornado did two good things: it stopped the monster temporarily, and it cleared the nasty fog slightly. It was easier to see now, but that really didn't help - now everyone could see the strange writings on the walls.
[glow=red,2,300]Rayden[/glow]"Good job, Miyavi. Everyone listen up. This...thing doesn't look like it's as vulnerable to physical attacks as magic, so pummel it with your offensive magic spells or even status spells. I've tried scanning it but there's no information available." Quistis dispensed with her little speech at top speed, so that anyone who wasn't paying attention would've missed the gist of it.
Right...Status. Looks like a job for you Ariad. Rayden told his GF. He wanted to keep his dwindling Flare spells for a later emergency. And as for status magic, Ariadnialla's curse affliction would definitely be better than his Slow or Pains.
{NO. Nononononono you're not making me touch that revolting excuse of a monstrosity with my precious lips. How are you gonna pay should there be any permanent damage?}
But your black widow curse is more powerful...
{If you continue forcing me we'll have to part ways RAYDIE!
Rayden sighed fretfully. She had to pick the best moment to act diva didn't she.
"ggg....ggeetttzzz ...OUTTT OF ..myy roooooooommmm....!!!! Iii...iii s...ssssssaiddddd G...GETTTT OUUUUT" The hoarse rasping rose to infernal volumes. Rayden wanted to curl up in bed with fingers plugged into his ears. It was hurting his miind so badly he couldn't think straight.
"SHUT.THE.HELL.UP!!!!" Rayden bellowed, throwing a Pain spell right at the jello-like pool. It hit the creature right smack in the middle.
A blissful spell of silence hung over the air. Rayden could vaguely make out a mouth-like orifice on the jello moving and stretching sideways, but making no sound at all. A dark cloud hovered over its tiny full-stoppy eyes. But other than that, the poison didn't seem to affect it at all.
".....!!" The jello lifted from the air abruptly and threw itself towards Rayden and anyone else within five paces.
Shit!
[glow=blue,2,300]Ebil Storyteller!! [/glow]Once the room cleared, a big bright poster of a gaunt SeeD hung on the wall. He wore a trenchcoat and the words "Terry Wildwish" was written on the wall, covering a part of his head. Though all of you didn't know who the guy was, you could tell that the room belonged to him. Another interesting things that you saw were the candid pictures of girls pinned all over the walls together with the writings. Blaze's, Stardust's, Polaris's, and even the Cafeteria lady's pictures were even among them. Once you saw them, the word "stalker" came to mind, but then again, with your current situation, there were more things to worry about.
The pudding-like ball of goo threw itself towards Rayden's direction where Stella, Jax, and....Seifer were all standing. The impact made all of you hit the floor, taking some of your health points. Your clothes became covered with slime, and the stench was just overwhelming. Now you know where the horrible stench that you were smelling earlier came from.
Hadrian's eyes grew wide in horror in what his teammates had become. He struggled to pull himself up and looked at Selphie and the blonde instructor near him. "Whew...sucks to be them...." He let out a slight laugh.
However, he might have spoken too soon when the monster leaped again and this time, splatted towards Sho, Selphie, Quistis, Hadrian, and Deo, covering them in nothing but bile-colored slime. Selphie screamed in frustration.
"Y-y-yezzz....d-d-daaazzz....rrrriiiigght...r-r-r-rrreevvveenngggee....ffffinnaalleeeee," the monster shouted, leaping in the middle of the room. "GYAHAHAHAHA...Mmmmzzzz....GYAHAHAHAHA~"
[glow=red,2,300]Sho[/glow]He stank.
It wasn't the usual I-just-came-back-from-a-workout-and-so-I'm-sweaty-but-it's-okay-because-I'll-just-take-a-shower-and-then-I'll-be-fine stink, either. It was full-out, grody, sickening, just-let-me-suffocate-myself-and-die-right-here-right-now-because-trauma-like-this-doesn't-wash-off stink, and it made him gag.
Sho clapped a goo-covered hand over his mouth and held his breath for a second, trying not to heave in front of his teammates, because icky situation or not, heaving like a drunk idiot in front of the elite was NOT something normally done. It ESPECIALLY wasn't done when lovely ladies like Selphie Tilmitt and Quistis Trepe were around, because they were Sorceress Heroes, and you just did NOT throw up in front of Sorceress Heroes.
And then the monster was laughing, sounding like an old man on his last breath, and Sho stared at it in disbelief. His eyes moved above it to stare around at the walls, covered in strange writings and pictures of his female teammates, and felt really REALLY skeeved out.
It's called Terry Wildwish and it's a stalker omigod poor girls I feel sorry for Stardust hell I feel sorry for Blaze man he's ugly what happened to him and WHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF THE CAFETERIA LADY ON HIS WALLS crap he's a stalker!!!
Sho's mind couldn't stop processing the fact that this guy was a friggin' stalker, and he made SEED.
...omg he's a SeeD I can't believe this what is he a ninja why does he look like he's an extra from that one movie about the red pill in that stupid trenchcoat man he's ugly and what a stalker and---hel-LO, what's that??
His eyes landed on a particular picture. The girl in it was pretty - not as pretty as Celeste, but then again, NOBODY was as pretty as Celeste, because she was friggin' beautiful - and she had long, shiny black hair and a sparkly silver dress, and she was with someone, a man, with blonde hair. They looked like they were in B. Garden's ballroom, so they were probably dancing, Sho realized, and even though the picture was shot so that the girl almost had her full back to the camera, she had turned to look over her shoulder at something, or someone, and she had big brown eyes lined in black and a smile, a really soft smile.
She looks really familiar...
There was writing on the picture, "toMOe" scrawled in untidy letters under the woman's face, and Sho wondered for a second who the unfortunate woman was, before he noticed something else.
The blonde man she was dancing with had no face. Well, he obviously HAD a face, but it was covered in black marker, obviously done by "Terry" the freak. Sho couldn't even see what the poor guy looked like, his face was covered in so much black ink. And there were darts where he thought the eyes would be.
Geeeeeeeeez, obsessive much?!
And then monster screamed again, and threw itself against Seifer Almasy, nearly burying the tall man in stinking goo, the only thing that could be seen in the pile of slime was Seifer's head, his blonde hair covered in sap.
"Seifer!" Quistis shouted. "Stop playing and get away from it!"
"Fucking Trepe, do you think I want to get buried in muck?!" Seifer yelled back.
"REeeEveeeengGGEEEEE!!!!!!" the Terry-monster screeched.
Damn, it is really ugly.
[glow=red,2,300]Deo[/glow]Deo suddenly realized that he knew the disgusting smell that the monster was emitting. Well, he at least knew 5% of the smell. The rest of it was anyone's guess.
"We have to get out of here! That thing is seeping ammonia!" Deo yelled as fast as he could before burying his face into his shirt again. Even opening his mouth the slightest, he could taste the fog. And it sure didn't taste like pancakes.
The ammonia was what was making his eyes and lungs burn. If they stayed in this room too long, the ammonia could kill them. He anxiously glanced around. There was no clear way to get out.
/I guess your plan of running for it didn't work/
Yeah, well then I guess I gotta go for the other plan. Deo took out one of his bombs and lit it with a snap of the metal on his fingers.
"Wait-" Deo suddenly realized that this was a seeD he was about to attack. "Isn't this guy on our side?..."
"JUST KILL IT!" Seifer yelled in his ear.
Deo shrugged and threw the bomb into the monster's open mouth. The monster swallowed the bomb and began to gurgled threateningly.
"Back away!!" Deo warned.
[glow=red,2,300]Hadrian[/glow]Hadrian had probably cursed into 20 different languages when the stinky goo was splattered all over him. Deo announced that there was ammonia in the goo and debated about blowing up the monster. At this point, Hadrian didn't care. That thing wasn't human, and he was stinky as crap. If Deo wouldn't do it, he would do it. It didn't take long till Deo came to a conclusion and thew a bomb inside the monster's mouth as it cackled.
"F*cking blob," Hadrian cursed once again, stepping a few ways back together with everyone else, waiting for the monster to explode in smitheereens.
[glow=red,2,300]
Jax[/glow]Deo shrugged and threw the bomb into the monster's open mouth. The monster swallowed the bomb and began to gurgled threateningly.
"Back away!!" Deo warned.
After finding suitable shelter, the group waited in silence, anticipating the immenent explosion to come. Yet seconds ticked by...and nothing seemed to happen.
Standing up from his crouched position behind a charred desk, Jax rolled his eyes, "Wow....great job Deo. Really eff----"
BOOM!
Where the monster once stood was now a molten lump of burning flesh --- bits of tentacles, organs, and slime covered the floor, walls, ceiling, and......Jax's face.
Still in a bit of shock, he looked down with disgust at his once crisp, white shirt -----now coated in pukish green, crusted stains. Randomnly blinking a couple times, his eyes panned across the room, finally centered on the lonesome figure of Deo.
His eyes narrowed into a piercing grimace.
Look at him...class-act doofus right there...probably laughing his stupid head off....oh you think you're funny huh? We'll see....
Feigning a sigh, Jax slowly removed the foul piece of cloth and using the tiny clean part, wiped the gunk off his face. He then rolled the shirt into a ball....... and chucked it Deo's head--hard enough that he heard a gratifying slap.
Jax smirked. All was good now.
[glow=blue,2,300]Ebil Storyteller!![/glow]Quistis let out a frustrated growl and composed herself despite the muck that she had been covered with. "That monster we've just seen," she started. "It must've fed on the aura of this room based on its occupant's strong emotions. The sensation of being in Adel's demonic territory gave it its physical form and managed to mimic that SeeD....what was his name again?"
"Hyne Quistis, give me a break on that crap before I snap, this sh*t is unbearable," Seifer stormed out of the room, crossing across the erupted flesh wall.
Soon the whole group had stepped outside the gross room. The smell of the rotten smell on the hallway was truly nothing to the kind of stench that was inside Terry's room and the group was very glad to be out.
"Someone cast a water spell pronto," Seifer barked, his tone laid between a threat and an order.
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And that's that! XD
Scenario: The SeeDs passed by an extremely smelly room that belongs to a certain SeeD....
Location: Balamb Garden
Chapter: 6; Road to the Evil Sorceress II
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[glow=red,2,300]Deo[/glow]Deo squinted his eyes as he tried to run through the smoggy room.
"It would be a lot easier without all this.. distraction" He grumbled to himself through his shirt. Deo couldn't see Quistis or Seifer, but he could definently hear them. They fought as much as the seeDs did themselves.
Is it a requirement to argue when you are enrolled in a Garden?
Out of nowhere, something pelted across the room and smacked Deo in the face. Startled, Deo accidentally sucked in a breathful of air and immediately began coughing.
"What the... what the hell??" Deo stammered between coughs. He picked up the item thrown at him.
A bra?
"ggg....ggeetttzzz ...OUTTT OF ..myy roooooooommmm....!!!! G...GETTTT OUUUUT" A voice rasped out. The voice was so choppy and dry that it almost hurt to listen to. It sounded almost as if whoever was talking hadn't used their voice in years.
Deo backed up and rammed into Hadrian's back. Terrifed, Deo whipped around and smacked Hadrian in the face with the slimy bra.
"oh.... it's just you... are we in someone's dorm or something?? Let's get the fuck outta here!!" Deo said, his eyes darting back and forth across te mist.
[glow=red,2,300]Hadrian[/glow]A slimy, putrid thing hit Hadrian square in the face and he had to spit a dozen times to get the taste out of his mouth. "F*cking hell!?" his voice almost cracked. What was that!? He walked around the room disoriented, hearing Seifer and Quistis bicker all the while Deo was saying something about getting out of here.
"Ggggg....rr.rrrr.r......zzz.....Iiii.....ssaaid....gggget.....o..oout..." somebody was growling. The guy had snake voice, and Hadrian thought it was just...bizarre. The fog was so thick, and the second he noticed, he bumped to a flesh. Yep, it was the rotten wall. He pulled away and looked up. There were writings.
"Tom..." Hadrian's forehead creased as he tried to make out what the words said. "Tomoe iz mine?" It was written on the flesh wall.
"Huh?" Now he was just confused. Tomoe? He could've sworn he heard that name before.
"Which SeeD resides here?" Selphie stood on the other side, swatting the foggy air. "There are vandalism on the walls!" She pointed at the four corners of the room. Writing were just all over the place. "I...heart to pick my nose.....Nobody loves me....I believe I can fly....Pandora's box is the key.....I love braz....I stole...her braz....Braz all over....?" Selphie grunted. "What? What is this?! Is this what SeeDs here do?!"
Hadrian moved away from the wall to look for the door. This room was just whacked. They just gotta get out of here before those nasty grats get passed by that flame barricade outside. He had just taken a few steps when he bumped into a picture frame.
"Iiii.....mm.....sserrriousss.....Ggget outttt! GGGETT..... OUUUUUTTTT...NNNnoowww!" The room may be foggy, but Hadrian was sure there was nobody but them inside the stinky room.
"Tch, Deo! Quit doing that noise!" Hadrian said. It was Deo. He was sure of it.
[glow=red,2,300]Deo[/glow]"What?! It's not me!!" Deo protested, "Seriously it's not--"
CRAAAACKKKKKK
"IIII SSSEDDDDD GIIITTTT OOUUUTTT!!!!"
A pool of thick, gluey sap fell from the ceiling and splattered across all of the seeDs in the room. Deo slowly looked upwards.
"What the... it's a coccoon!!" Deo backed up and hit Hadrian again. "You believe me now?!?" he yelled as the monster fell to the floor with a thud.
"GIMME MAHHHH BRAAZZZZ" The monster yelled and charged straight towards Deo.
"OH SHIT!!" Deo yelled and tossed the bra to Hadrian.
[glow=red,2,300]Hadrian[/glow]"OH SH*T!!" Hadrian exclaimed with Deo and stepped back to avoid touching the gross bra. He looked at the monster as it charged towards Deo. Taking one more step back and the hacker yelped, landing on his butt on the gooey floor. He just stepped on a cactus flowerpot. The owner must've been taking care of it since it had glass-eyed face drawn on its surface. It had a smile on it too!
/Watch out./ CQ warned as the monster prepared to grab Deo. The monster was like a pile of dung who had come to life. Everything about it was gooey. There was no human-features on it whatsoever.
Hadrian chucked the cactus on the monster and he hit it on the head. The monster's head jerked a bit, before turning to face Hadrian. It opened its mouth to growl. "GRAAAAAHHHHHH....ZZZ"
"Uhhh....Anytime now guys!" Hadrian moved back, eyeing the hideous monster with uneasiness.
[glow=red,2,300]Sho[/glow]Sho saw it. It was hideous, and freaky, and...and...it liked bras. Whatever it was, it skeeved him out. So he did the only thing that came to mind.
"Everyone DUCK!!" he shouted, his magic already filling the room with a harsh gale. "TORNADO!!!"
The strength of the Wind magic, coupled with Sho's forceful casting, wreaked havoc in the small room. The tornado whipped through the dormitory, blasting everything to pieces. Random objects were blasted out of the way of the magic blast and forced everything in an outward circle, trapping the whatever in the middle. It screamed and thrashed in its horrible voice, and when the Tornado magic died down, the creature settled into a puddle of jelly-like goo in the middle of the room, a blob of dark slime against the red meat of the floor.
It twitched, and Sho yelped. He stumbled backwards, grabbing for the nearest thing, and grabbed the cactus by the pot. With a shout, he threw the damned thing, and it struck the monster, spiky needles embedding in the jelly, the drawn on face with the freaky smile sinking into goo.
"Die!" Sho yelled at it. "DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!"
"TUH-TOMOOOEEEE...BRAHHHHHZZZZ" was its reply.
Sho's Tornado did two good things: it stopped the monster temporarily, and it cleared the nasty fog slightly. It was easier to see now, but that really didn't help - now everyone could see the strange writings on the walls.
[glow=red,2,300]Rayden[/glow]"Good job, Miyavi. Everyone listen up. This...thing doesn't look like it's as vulnerable to physical attacks as magic, so pummel it with your offensive magic spells or even status spells. I've tried scanning it but there's no information available." Quistis dispensed with her little speech at top speed, so that anyone who wasn't paying attention would've missed the gist of it.
Right...Status. Looks like a job for you Ariad. Rayden told his GF. He wanted to keep his dwindling Flare spells for a later emergency. And as for status magic, Ariadnialla's curse affliction would definitely be better than his Slow or Pains.
{NO. Nononononono you're not making me touch that revolting excuse of a monstrosity with my precious lips. How are you gonna pay should there be any permanent damage?}
But your black widow curse is more powerful...
{If you continue forcing me we'll have to part ways RAYDIE!
Rayden sighed fretfully. She had to pick the best moment to act diva didn't she.
"ggg....ggeetttzzz ...OUTTT OF ..myy roooooooommmm....!!!! Iii...iii s...ssssssaiddddd G...GETTTT OUUUUT" The hoarse rasping rose to infernal volumes. Rayden wanted to curl up in bed with fingers plugged into his ears. It was hurting his miind so badly he couldn't think straight.
"SHUT.THE.HELL.UP!!!!" Rayden bellowed, throwing a Pain spell right at the jello-like pool. It hit the creature right smack in the middle.
A blissful spell of silence hung over the air. Rayden could vaguely make out a mouth-like orifice on the jello moving and stretching sideways, but making no sound at all. A dark cloud hovered over its tiny full-stoppy eyes. But other than that, the poison didn't seem to affect it at all.
".....!!" The jello lifted from the air abruptly and threw itself towards Rayden and anyone else within five paces.
Shit!
[glow=blue,2,300]Ebil Storyteller!! [/glow]Once the room cleared, a big bright poster of a gaunt SeeD hung on the wall. He wore a trenchcoat and the words "Terry Wildwish" was written on the wall, covering a part of his head. Though all of you didn't know who the guy was, you could tell that the room belonged to him. Another interesting things that you saw were the candid pictures of girls pinned all over the walls together with the writings. Blaze's, Stardust's, Polaris's, and even the Cafeteria lady's pictures were even among them. Once you saw them, the word "stalker" came to mind, but then again, with your current situation, there were more things to worry about.
The pudding-like ball of goo threw itself towards Rayden's direction where Stella, Jax, and....Seifer were all standing. The impact made all of you hit the floor, taking some of your health points. Your clothes became covered with slime, and the stench was just overwhelming. Now you know where the horrible stench that you were smelling earlier came from.
Hadrian's eyes grew wide in horror in what his teammates had become. He struggled to pull himself up and looked at Selphie and the blonde instructor near him. "Whew...sucks to be them...." He let out a slight laugh.
However, he might have spoken too soon when the monster leaped again and this time, splatted towards Sho, Selphie, Quistis, Hadrian, and Deo, covering them in nothing but bile-colored slime. Selphie screamed in frustration.
"Y-y-yezzz....d-d-daaazzz....rrrriiiigght...r-r-r-rrreevvveenngggee....ffffinnaalleeeee," the monster shouted, leaping in the middle of the room. "GYAHAHAHAHA...Mmmmzzzz....GYAHAHAHAHA~"
[glow=red,2,300]Sho[/glow]He stank.
It wasn't the usual I-just-came-back-from-a-workout-and-so-I'm-sweaty-but-it's-okay-because-I'll-just-take-a-shower-and-then-I'll-be-fine stink, either. It was full-out, grody, sickening, just-let-me-suffocate-myself-and-die-right-here-right-now-because-trauma-like-this-doesn't-wash-off stink, and it made him gag.
Sho clapped a goo-covered hand over his mouth and held his breath for a second, trying not to heave in front of his teammates, because icky situation or not, heaving like a drunk idiot in front of the elite was NOT something normally done. It ESPECIALLY wasn't done when lovely ladies like Selphie Tilmitt and Quistis Trepe were around, because they were Sorceress Heroes, and you just did NOT throw up in front of Sorceress Heroes.
And then the monster was laughing, sounding like an old man on his last breath, and Sho stared at it in disbelief. His eyes moved above it to stare around at the walls, covered in strange writings and pictures of his female teammates, and felt really REALLY skeeved out.
It's called Terry Wildwish and it's a stalker omigod poor girls I feel sorry for Stardust hell I feel sorry for Blaze man he's ugly what happened to him and WHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF THE CAFETERIA LADY ON HIS WALLS crap he's a stalker!!!
Sho's mind couldn't stop processing the fact that this guy was a friggin' stalker, and he made SEED.
...omg he's a SeeD I can't believe this what is he a ninja why does he look like he's an extra from that one movie about the red pill in that stupid trenchcoat man he's ugly and what a stalker and---hel-LO, what's that??
His eyes landed on a particular picture. The girl in it was pretty - not as pretty as Celeste, but then again, NOBODY was as pretty as Celeste, because she was friggin' beautiful - and she had long, shiny black hair and a sparkly silver dress, and she was with someone, a man, with blonde hair. They looked like they were in B. Garden's ballroom, so they were probably dancing, Sho realized, and even though the picture was shot so that the girl almost had her full back to the camera, she had turned to look over her shoulder at something, or someone, and she had big brown eyes lined in black and a smile, a really soft smile.
She looks really familiar...
There was writing on the picture, "toMOe" scrawled in untidy letters under the woman's face, and Sho wondered for a second who the unfortunate woman was, before he noticed something else.
The blonde man she was dancing with had no face. Well, he obviously HAD a face, but it was covered in black marker, obviously done by "Terry" the freak. Sho couldn't even see what the poor guy looked like, his face was covered in so much black ink. And there were darts where he thought the eyes would be.
Geeeeeeeeez, obsessive much?!
And then monster screamed again, and threw itself against Seifer Almasy, nearly burying the tall man in stinking goo, the only thing that could be seen in the pile of slime was Seifer's head, his blonde hair covered in sap.
"Seifer!" Quistis shouted. "Stop playing and get away from it!"
"Fucking Trepe, do you think I want to get buried in muck?!" Seifer yelled back.
"REeeEveeeengGGEEEEE!!!!!!" the Terry-monster screeched.
Damn, it is really ugly.
[glow=red,2,300]Deo[/glow]Deo suddenly realized that he knew the disgusting smell that the monster was emitting. Well, he at least knew 5% of the smell. The rest of it was anyone's guess.
"We have to get out of here! That thing is seeping ammonia!" Deo yelled as fast as he could before burying his face into his shirt again. Even opening his mouth the slightest, he could taste the fog. And it sure didn't taste like pancakes.
The ammonia was what was making his eyes and lungs burn. If they stayed in this room too long, the ammonia could kill them. He anxiously glanced around. There was no clear way to get out.
/I guess your plan of running for it didn't work/
Yeah, well then I guess I gotta go for the other plan. Deo took out one of his bombs and lit it with a snap of the metal on his fingers.
"Wait-" Deo suddenly realized that this was a seeD he was about to attack. "Isn't this guy on our side?..."
"JUST KILL IT!" Seifer yelled in his ear.
Deo shrugged and threw the bomb into the monster's open mouth. The monster swallowed the bomb and began to gurgled threateningly.
"Back away!!" Deo warned.
[glow=red,2,300]Hadrian[/glow]Hadrian had probably cursed into 20 different languages when the stinky goo was splattered all over him. Deo announced that there was ammonia in the goo and debated about blowing up the monster. At this point, Hadrian didn't care. That thing wasn't human, and he was stinky as crap. If Deo wouldn't do it, he would do it. It didn't take long till Deo came to a conclusion and thew a bomb inside the monster's mouth as it cackled.
"F*cking blob," Hadrian cursed once again, stepping a few ways back together with everyone else, waiting for the monster to explode in smitheereens.
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Jax[/glow]Deo shrugged and threw the bomb into the monster's open mouth. The monster swallowed the bomb and began to gurgled threateningly.
"Back away!!" Deo warned.
After finding suitable shelter, the group waited in silence, anticipating the immenent explosion to come. Yet seconds ticked by...and nothing seemed to happen.
Standing up from his crouched position behind a charred desk, Jax rolled his eyes, "Wow....great job Deo. Really eff----"
BOOM!
Where the monster once stood was now a molten lump of burning flesh --- bits of tentacles, organs, and slime covered the floor, walls, ceiling, and......Jax's face.
Still in a bit of shock, he looked down with disgust at his once crisp, white shirt -----now coated in pukish green, crusted stains. Randomnly blinking a couple times, his eyes panned across the room, finally centered on the lonesome figure of Deo.
His eyes narrowed into a piercing grimace.
Look at him...class-act doofus right there...probably laughing his stupid head off....oh you think you're funny huh? We'll see....
Feigning a sigh, Jax slowly removed the foul piece of cloth and using the tiny clean part, wiped the gunk off his face. He then rolled the shirt into a ball....... and chucked it Deo's head--hard enough that he heard a gratifying slap.
Jax smirked. All was good now.
[glow=blue,2,300]Ebil Storyteller!![/glow]Quistis let out a frustrated growl and composed herself despite the muck that she had been covered with. "That monster we've just seen," she started. "It must've fed on the aura of this room based on its occupant's strong emotions. The sensation of being in Adel's demonic territory gave it its physical form and managed to mimic that SeeD....what was his name again?"
"Hyne Quistis, give me a break on that crap before I snap, this sh*t is unbearable," Seifer stormed out of the room, crossing across the erupted flesh wall.
Soon the whole group had stepped outside the gross room. The smell of the rotten smell on the hallway was truly nothing to the kind of stench that was inside Terry's room and the group was very glad to be out.
"Someone cast a water spell pronto," Seifer barked, his tone laid between a threat and an order.
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And that's that! XD
