It's BLAZE's BDAY

[Blaze Sanaku]

LMFAO BUN INFORMED ME THAT BLAZE'S BDAY IS TODAY >D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone!! BUST OUT THE STRIPPERS AND CHAMPAGNE ;D ;D ;D ;D

*leads Blaze blindfolded into the area*

Blaze: *walks around blindly* what the heck are you doing

*whips off blindfold* TA-DA!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Blaze: !!! *stares straight past the strippers* BOLOGNA PLATTERS!!!!!! *runs over and starts shoving bologna in her mouth*

[Polaris Lyn]

*rolls around laughing with tears running down her cheeks* Oh, this is too wonderful, Blaze is OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AhAHHAHAHAHAHHAHASJDAHDAJKHSAHHAHAHA!!! XD


Polly- *squinting at the strippers* Why does that one guy look familiar... HOLY CRAP!!!1!!!1!!111!!! COMMANDER LEONHART?!?!?!??!!!?!


*whips around* WHERE?!?!?!?!

[Ash]

Blaze: *stares at bun* >( HEY SHADDAP-

Polly- *squinting at the strippers* Why does that one guy look familiar... HOLY CRAP!!!1!!!1!!111!!! COMMANDER LEONHART?!?!?!??!!!?!

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Squall: gabubawubba?.... *obviously completely out of it as a result of some drug we gave him >D*

Deo: ya know.. this party disturbs me. *tries to escape*

NO YOU DON'T!!!!!!!!!!! *ties him down to a chair* Even though you don't have to be a stripper we have other uses for you >)

OKAY!!!!! NOW IT'S TIME FOR PIN THE TAIL GIGANTIC SPIKE ON THE GONE!!!!!!!

Blaze: ;_; I love my ST >)

[Bun]

Squall- *regains common sense* HEY!!! WHAT THE *CENSORED* AM I DOING STRIPP--


*stabs him with a syringe* Time for booster shot!!!


Squall- ...flubba? x___________X;


Exaaaaaaactlyyyyyy, Squall...heheheheheh...


Polly- We should do that to Deo, too. *thoughtful look*

Sho- *pulls a Mr. Burns* Excellent. >) *readies videocamera* This will be priceless.

Polly- *>) @ Deo*

[Ash]

LMFAO MR. BURNS XD!!!!!!!!!

Deo: Damn first I'm humiliated by these fat blonde pictures of my model (NOT ME) and now i'm being FILMED becuase these crazy--

*STABS HIM WITH A BOOSTER SHOT*

Deo: *becomes totally out of it*..... gugaboobie?

*does the Mr. Burns too* exxxxxxcellent >) *runs after sho and rayden and hadrian with the booster shot as well XD*

[miyavi]

Sho- *rolls around floor laughing* AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *gasps for breath* AHAHAHHGAHFHAHSHHJKAFHSKJDAHKJAHAJKHAA!!! *points to Deo* He said "boobie"!!! *cracks up* Boobies!!!!!


...Oh yeah, maturity's your strong point, alright. =|

[Ash]

*STABS SHO WITH A BOOSTER SHOT*

HAH >D!!!!! *runs around and starts stabbing all the guys* AHAHAHAHAHAH

all the guys: eeeggguuuuusnuuckiewoo?

uh... oh... ... >.>.... Ah well!!! ^______^

[ani]

HAHAHAHAHA BLAZE'S B-DAY!!

*AHEM*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU~~~!!!

Hadrian: *@the chaos and the booster shot*

Stardie: > BLAZE GETS A PARTY!? While NOONE even remembered MY birthday?! THIS CAN'T BE!!! *steals rave's chainsaw and starts sawing chairs and tables*

SQUALL IS STRIPPING FOR BLAZE!! *gasps*

Rinoa: *comes into the scene* Hyne, what is this? What is happening here?? *scowls at half-naked Squall*

[Ash]

Deo: !! Rinoaaaaaaaa *drools*

andddddd BRING IN THE PINATA!!!!

*a huge cactus shaped pinata with an annoying reserved smile is carted in*

Go ahead Blaze! *ties the blindfold around her* time for the bashing!

Blaze: allllllll right, let's HIT THIS SUCKA!!!!! *swings ferociously and completely misses*

AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH THAT WAS PATHETIC

Blaze: yeahhh.... yeah you want sommathat BITCH?!?! HUH?!?! HUH!??! *swings again and completely misses*

Deo: *waking up from the booster shot* AHHAHAHHAHAHAH YOU FREAKING SUCK!!! AHAHHAH------ *gets WHACKED like hell from Blaze's offcenter swing*

Deo:... @__@ ..... @___@ *stars float around his head*

Blaze: DIE YOU EFFING CACTUS RAHHH!!!!! *starts running around haphazardly and whacking everything in sight*

AHHHHH TAKE COVER >_<!! *sees Hadrian* *strokes chin* >) PROTECT US!!!! *hides behind him* USE YOUR LAPTOP AS A SHIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XD

[ani]

HAHAHAHAHLSDHFAHAHAH WOOOOO!! THE PINATA!!!!!!! *MAKES TRIBAL NOISES AND GETS A SPEAR*

UGA BOOGA UGA BOOGAAAAAA!! *STABS THE PINATA CACTUS WITH BLAZE REPEATEDLY AND SCREAMS*

Hilary Duff: *COMES IN WITH ALL HER GLORY* Oh nooo! The poor cactus! The cruelty...the cruelty just hinders the beat of my...THE BEAT OF MY....IN THE BEAT OF MY HEART!! THE BEAT OF MY HEAAAARRRRT!! THE BEAT OF MY HEAARRRRTT!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *falls to knees and moves hands on ears* NOT THAT FREAKIN' SONG...AAHHHH!!! Can't....stab...the...cactus....

Hadrian: Don't worry Ash, Deo, I got you *evil Dr. Seuss laugh and takes out laptop, puts it on the floor and starts typing something* ELECTROMAGNETIC FORCEFIELD ACTIVATE! *magical forcefield surrounds them* Now we're safe! >) The only thing that can break through that barrier is if my laptop gets broken *tries to touch his laptop but realizes that it's left outside the barrier* OH....CRAP...

[Bun]

Hilary Duff- *screeches loudly* THEEEEE BEAAAAAAAAT OF MYYYYY HEARRTTTTTT!!!

Sho- *cowers in the corner* *was mysteriously pushed out of forcefield by random person* Make it stop, make it stop!!! *pulls out cyanide* CELESTE, I'M COMIN' BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pol- What godforsaken banshee are you?!?!? >O *was also pushed out*

Duff- *tries vocalizing* AAaaAaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaAAAaaAaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Sho- *finally manages to unscrew cap* YES!!!

Pol- KAMIKAZE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tackles Hilary Duff & chops her head off with her axe* YES!!!

Hilary Duff's head- *continues vocalizing*

Pol- OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!! *faints* *accidentally drops axe on top of Hadrian's laptop & crushes it*

[Ash]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DOES EVERYTHING SUDDENLY BECOME HILARIOUS AFTER HILARY DUFF COMES INTO THE PICTURE??? XD

Blaze- *randomly running around in the background bashing things*

Hilary duff- *spots Blaze's b-day cake* !!! I MUST...... GET... fATTER!!!!!!!!!!! *runs over and shoves the cake in her mouth**goes over to a swing and starts randomly singing* I'M UPPPPP I'M NOT DOWNNNNNNNn

Sunflowers: *wilt*

Puppies: *drop to the floor unconcious*

Blaze: *WHACKS HILARY DUFF RIGHT IN THE HEAD* HAH!! I FOUND YOU, YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN CACTUS PINATA!!! *BASH BASH BASH BASH* WHERE'S THE CANDY!??!??!

Hilary Duff: bWAHAHAHHA you can never destroy me!! I'm made out of plastic and blubber!!!!!

Blaze: GIVE ME A HAND HEREEEE

[Mrs Band]

Hadrian: *sees the broken laptop and becomes depressed* My precious laptop...destroyed... *falls to knees and bawls*

Stardie: *unlatched a grenade's pin, runs to Duff and muffs it in her mouth* DIE YOU MONSTER!!!

Hilary Duff: *swallows the grenade and continues singing* TO THE BEAT OF MYYY...TO THE BEAT OF MYYYY...TO THE BEAT OF MY HEAAAAAAARRRRT!! *EXPLODES BUT PIECES FUSE TOGETHER AGAIN*

Van: *stares at Duff in horror* This is a NIGHTMARE! And it's right BEFORE Christmas >____<!!!

Hadrian: My f*cking...state of the art....laptop...all ruined... *crouches over his laptop and caresses it tormentedly*

Stardie: That's not good! >( WHY CAN'T SHE DIE?!

Hilary Duff: *prances and takes the cactus pinata as her teddy bear* Omgah! Dun I luk gud wid dis ting az mah chihuahua?!? Hold on, lemme wear dis just one moment and am ALLLL SET!! *ducks head and puts grills on her mouth* YEAHH!! YOU CAN SMILE FOR ME DADDY!!!

EWWWWWWWW GRILLZ!!! >__<

Nelly: *comes in C-walking with grills too* WHATCHA LOOKING AT!?

Hilary Duffs: AH WUNNA SEE UR GRILLZ!!

Nelly: YOU WANNA SEE MY WHA~~T??

Hilary Duff: YEAH UR GRILLZ!! YEAH YEAH UR GRILLZ!!!! *pants like a dog*

Lil John: EEND AH COME WALTZING IN JUST TO SAY "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!"

Stardie: WHAT ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE DOING HERE?? This is supposed to be Blaze's--on second thought.... >__> *shuts up and lets the people ruin the party >)*

[Bun]

Pol- @__________________@


Sho- *frantically gulping down cyanide & popping pills like candy* DAMMIT, WHY AM I NOT DYING YET?!?!?!?!? >O


*runs around like a loon* Won't some brave soul SAVE us?!?!?!


Hadrian- *weeping somewhere*


...>| AHEM. WON'T SOME BRAVE SOUL SAVE US BEFORE I SHOOT THEM?!?!?!?!!?